Public Schooling

The process of replacing an empty mind with a closed one.

I attend Public Schooling. Your opinion has no merit.

by A.Chase February 24, 2008

High School

Where everybody acts like an even bigger idiot then they do before they go to college.

I'm in High school ...and I kinda agree.

Johnny: Look I'm flipping off the camera and the class picture,that was way long ago back in 06' God I'm idiot

Peter: Everyone in high school's an idiot.

Me: I kinda agree.

by browngirlsdonttakebs January 15, 2009

Online School

A form of School which takes place Online, much better than real school because you can watch youtube instead of work.

"What are you doing Jimmy" says mum, I watching Youtubbb..e I mean err Zoom for Online School.

by Iamnota12yearolddefo18 May 24, 2020

Shaftesbury School

Once ruled and founded by Witchfinder General Lord Boof in 1609; Shasten school is situated on an isolated hilltop (known to locals as Shasten). Much like Azkaban, Shasten School is a high security institution for the most enchantingly gifted pupils from the godforsaken province of North Dorsetshire. Every year the institution sends several students to the poverty stricken nation of Rwanda where they can take advantage of the dire misfortune of others in order to gain something sycophantically cringeworthy to put on their personal statements and CV's alike. Shaftesbury school students can be differentiated from Sturminster Newton and Gillingham students by a distinct lack of webbed feet.

Notable alumni include; Paddington Bear, Tony Bear, and much loved Shakesperian villain Iago.

PUPIL 1: Is it your first day here?
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PUPIL 2: Yes?
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PUPIL 1: Boarder or local?
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PUPIL 2: Local.
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PUPIL 1: Well Frightfully sorry sir, it makes no difference - welcome to the mad house!

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ANONYMOUS STUDENT: What school do you go to?
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SHASTEN PUPIL: Shaftesbury School.
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ANONYMOUS STUDENT: Could be much worse, could be Gillingham!

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SHASTEN LOCAL 1: Those Shasten school students are a most peculiar bunch.
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SHASTEN LOCAL 2: Yes... Quite!

by K_D2111 February 10, 2012

Hyde School

A Cult School run by a Psychotic family. Students are forced into doing the faculty’s work even though they pay 55000 dollars to go to school. A Large black adult and an older women rule the school forcing punishments and cruel meetings into the students schedules. They force kids to turn on each other. In other words it’s the main gate to HELL.

Mom- Hey John, your going to Hyde School
John- You mean the gate to HELL

by Fuckhyde2020 August 20, 2019

old school

Anything that refers to a previous generation of a subject/idea/object/etc. Typically, they are highly regarded and sometimes the very thing that started it all.

Guy: Damn, Super Mario Bros. The gameplay is old school.

Kid: These graphics suck. Where is the life meter?

Guy: What you say boy? *five across the eye*

by Chi Nou June 16, 2005

school librarian

a depressed, old woman with a dead end job who likes to flaunt what little power she has over students who are only looking for fun.

dayum, miss bartolotti was being such a librarian.

by erik December 1, 2003