"Excuse me, could you please tell me where the condoms are?"
"Oi Michelle! Where are the sausage socks?"
"Aisle 5!"
"Aisle 5 mate"
"Thanks"
"Oi Michelle! Where are the sausage socks?"
"Aisle 5!"
"Aisle 5 mate"
"Thanks"
by Pentasyllabic June 21, 2018

by Sacred Meats September 2, 2021

by Filth monger. April 15, 2022

Gossamer "did you see Helen last night?"
Solly " yeah she's put on a bit of weight.... she's got a bit of sausage belly now!"
Solly " yeah she's put on a bit of weight.... she's got a bit of sausage belly now!"
by Gollywobble January 3, 2025

When a man reaches into his anus and pulls out his intestinal lining. He then inserts his penis into the “casing” and stimulates his penis.
by Perphurdle October 31, 2020

noun.) Typically referencing the end result of a man having intercourse with a woman on her period, or removing his member from any other orifice that may leave him gleaming as if leaving a tomato bath.
"My girlfriend said she likes blood sausage. So I waited until she was on her period, fucked her, and served up exactly what she desired."
by Sin 2 Win July 6, 2017

by Gabby7807 January 25, 2021
