SMF Syndrome

SMF - Scratch Mad Favorites Syndrome. A person who keeps disturbing his favorite person often through text messages, calls etc.

Clara: Peter !! Why do you send irritate me with your texts and repeated missed calls.
Peter: Babe, I am suffering from SMF Syndrome.

by Moulish_Punk March 22, 2014

kik syndrome

When you use the messaging app Kik too much you start to hear the text-back noise even though no one texted you.

Guy: *hears kik text-back noise in mind*
Guy: huh, no one texted me back
Guy #2: Dude, you're suffering from kik syndrome

by notyouraveragesausage December 18, 2014

COD syndrome

The act of checking windows and around corners for snipers, campers and I.E.Ds in everyday life.

A: I just checked all the rooms in my house for campers.

B: I think you may have COD syndrome.

by spamlurker December 3, 2013

leomi syndrome

''leomi syndrome'' is a very rare condition in which people laugh uncontrollably to the point where their laugh sounds like whales being viciously harpooned.

dat laugh though fam, i swear she got dat leomi syndrome G

by magnificolecuntbag December 31, 2013

Mccaughey Syndrome

McCaughey Syndrome: (n) A passive-aggressive pattern of behavior where one so affected completes tasks in a purposefully incompetent way to avoid incurring further responsibilities.

Etymology: A US Marine named McCaughey, who served during the Vietnam War, became famous for his intentionally inept behavior. His Paris Island drill instructor first coined the term McCaughey Syndrome, which stuck and is still used by the Marine Corps in the present day.

"How on earth did you fuck up digging a hole? Do you have McCaughey Syndrome, Marine?"

by frest0n March 28, 2015

Mermaid Syndrome

now it can apply for males as well but typically refers to a beautiful woman that basically so perfect and enticing all men fall in love and willing to do anything for her. Unfortunately for the mermaid, they are unable to love or feel the emotional towards their suitors so they are forever alone and continue look for love. The suitors always experience unfortunate events surrounding the appearance of the mermaid in their lives, sometimes the mermaid ruins emotionally the suitors for life. Very much like the mermaids singing sailors to their water deaths.

"wow look at jasmine"
"yeah just look, she's no good for you, she a siren"
"what do you"
"she has mermaid syndrome, you're going to end up heartbroken and dead"

by N.I Vega December 15, 2015

Asperger’s Syndrome

A very real condition which makes social activities more difficult, but does not account for a lack of emotions. Contrary to some people’s beliefs, you can be an actual diagnosed Aspie and be proud of it. It’s not something that all Aspies feel the need to hide, and that doesn’t make their condition any less real.

Jimmy: “Hey, Suzy has said she has Asperger’s Syndrome a few times, so it can’t possibly be true!”
Me: “Cut your bullshit! Everyone expresses themselves in different ways!”

by Laladadasasa January 8, 2019