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Blue Shell Syndrome

Living your every day life and swearing you can hear blue shells coming for you to ruin your day. Usually due to obsessive playing of Mario Kart games.
"Do you hear that blue shell?"

"No? What are you talking about? I think you've got Blue Shell Syndrome mate!"

Chairman mao syndrome 

Where you post on social media to make out that your life is really amazing just to make other people jealous and gain followers, when actually it's pretty shit and boring and all of it's just a front
"Becky totally has chairman mao syndrome she makes out she travels around the world and an instagram model when she actually works in Lidl"

sixth grade syndrome 

when someone dresses like a 12 year old. examples of sixth grade syndrome are nike sneakers, track pants, and a t shirt.
Girls won't settle for guys who have sixth grade syndrome, we like guys who can dress themselves.
Mark looks like a twelve year old today, he must have sixth grade syndrome,
sixth grade syndrome by frat boi September 27, 2017

Friendzone Asshole Syndrome 

A very serious condition that can alter the mood of someone who is single and a virgin, typically causing them to ditch their friend group for a girl that does not want them. Someone diagnosed with this syndrome is typically an asshole to their friend group of guys, because there's a lot of misplaced anger.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to:

—ignoring friends
—creating awkward silences
—getting pissed over minuscule problems
—not wanting to be around anyone else, except the girl they like
—the girl they like is NOT interested in them, therefore they feel bad. See friendzone.
—this becomes a cycle where the diagnosed take out their emotions on their friend group even though the friend group is totally innocent
—clearly violating the concept of Bros before hoes

There has been no developed cure, however symptoms seem to be alleviated when the guy and the girl become distant, since the relationship becomes nothing and the guy comes to terms with it.
Stay away from Landon, boys. He's developing some serious symptoms of Friendzone Asshole Syndrome.

Fortnite obssesion syndrome

Fortnite obession syndrome or FOS is a rare illness that infects console and pc players that shows a person whos addicted to fortnite.
Symptoms of this illness are
1. Always wanting money for v bucks
2. Fortnite hours are over 100 hours
3. Wont stop play fortnite
This person got Fortnite obssesion syndrome
I know this guy is really addicted

Panzy Rat Mother syndrome 

Also known as the challenged flu, panzy rat mother syndrome'so symptoms include, loss of intelligence, blurry vision, constipation, heavy breathing, and trench mouth. The final effects of this disease include, retardation, enlarged hands, pathetic anorexic body, no teeth, bulged eyes, large mouth, and a brain the size of an m&m. The life expectancy is 2 months. With this disease you will be the most pathetic creature in the entire ecosystem.
Panzy rat mother syndrome makes you the most worthless thing in the universe, it makes a man a piece of shit, and a woman even more of a bitch.