A metaphor that means that something is so cute, well you would eat it up. Really, it’s pretty terrifying. A funny though is just thinking if this goes for every animal when the eat something.
Lion: this youngling is so cute that I would eat you up!
Antelopes: aw thank you, she gets it from her mommy
Lion: *proceeds to maul and brutally kill the baby*
Antelopes: aw thank you, she gets it from her mommy
Lion: *proceeds to maul and brutally kill the baby*
by Hentai-Man, the Bamboozler. October 1, 2020
Get the So cute that I would eat you up!mug. 
A phrase that is never used literally, but rather is always a response to someone's laughing or poking fun at a problem the person has reason to be seriously concerned about. Sometimes this reproach is, itself, used in a half-amused, bantering way.
"The doctor said that I tested negative for cervical cancer, so I won't be at risk of infertility after all."
"Good to hear that it didn't render your reproductive organs totally out of cervix."
"Well, I'm glad you find this so amusing."
"Good to hear that it didn't render your reproductive organs totally out of cervix."
"Well, I'm glad you find this so amusing."
by Tochterlieber December 9, 2013
Get the Well, i'm glad you find this so amusingmug. A phrase that is used mostly by heterosexual couples to profess their love/ sexual attraction for each other at that moment.
It is sometimes used ironically between two straight guys to show gratitude for a thoughtful gesture.
It is sometimes used ironically between two straight guys to show gratitude for a thoughtful gesture.
(Man and Woman looking lovingly into each other's eyes) Woman: I am so gay for you right now.
Guy #1: Hey bro, I brought a two four for us to have while we watch the game
Guy #2 (deeply touched): ...dude... I am so gay for you right now....
Guy #1: Hey bro, I brought a two four for us to have while we watch the game
Guy #2 (deeply touched): ...dude... I am so gay for you right now....
by weeksfree February 9, 2010
Get the I am so gay for you right nowmug. by Jen May 6, 2005
Get the i would be bullshit [ i was so bullshit]mug. A rhetorical question, asked in an ironic sense, derived from a supposed conservative tendency to view disagreement as unpatriotic. It is chiefly used in two situations: when a non-conservative points out something damning to the orthodoxy, and when a conservative says soemthing that reveals hypocrisy.
"So, then, gay marriage will destroy society, but Abu Ghraib was perfectly okay?" "Why do you hate America so much?"
"I'm all for free enterprise, but when companies start offering domestic-partner benefits, free enterprise has gone too far." "Why do you hate America so much?"
"I'm all for free enterprise, but when companies start offering domestic-partner benefits, free enterprise has gone too far." "Why do you hate America so much?"
by Doctor Whom May 24, 2005
Get the Why do you hate America so much?mug. When you’ve had a particularly hard day, and the problems are getting to you; a lot of problems.
Coined by R.E.M. in the song “Bad Day”.
Coined by R.E.M. in the song “Bad Day”.
by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021
Get the Shit so thick you could stir it with a stickmug.