Crack and snack

The process of taking a girl home and ordering food. You then have sex with her and stop upon the food arriving. Eat the food and pass out.

Yo bro I left the bar last night and hit a crack and snack.

by thesnackandcracker September 8, 2025

Scooby doo boner snacks

When a guy feeds a person their cock in dog food

Do you want some scooby doo boner snacks

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 2, 2025

crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights

British name for chips

"Oi, you call these 'chips' instead of crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights? That's a rather bit cringe innit bruv."

by AMERICA RAHHHH December 11, 2023

always the fridge blocking the snacks

A term that refers to when a less attractive or heavier friend is stopping people from hitting on their more attractive friend.

“Let me get your number”- Random guy

“She isn’t interested” - Fridge
“Its always the fridge blocking the snacks” - Random guy

by choochootrain4581 December 27, 2024

Shloer, snack and lick a sack

A recovering alcoholics idea of an evening that would be: wine, dine and 69

Sorry I don’t drink but we could Shloer, snack and lick a sack

by Mechysavage November 19, 2023