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Bizzness Shower

A bizzness shower is like a baby shower. Instead of showering your preggers friends with blue and pink gifts you get to raise your champagne glasses to a new venture. Way more fun!
On Friday we get to go to another bizzness shower! So glad we get to drink instead of have cupcakes and tea.
by BetterWisser April 23, 2019
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Shower Offer

When a young, impressionable Asian man, originating from New Zealand has an increased demand in shower sex, owing to an overall boost in consumption capability.
Guy 1: So ever since that guy took microeconomics, he's been having more sex. Especially in the shower.

Guy 2: Oh yeah? Is there more available? Did sex taxes go down?

Guy 1: Nope, greater demand.

Guy 2: Ah! So he's a shower offer.
by Waterloo ex-pat October 20, 2011
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Shower

To pour bleach in one's eyes to wash away Jax Rule 34
by Charles Manson Jr. October 25, 2023
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L Shower Bot

when someone takes their phone into the shower and is on it for long periods of time (snapping ppl, watching shows, tiktok etc…)
Do you bring your phone into the shower?”
“Yeah”
“Dude you’re such an L shower bot”
by meowmeow11111 February 10, 2022
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mouth shower

After giving oral sex to someone kinda unattractive finding yourself in the shower as close to the shower head as possible letting the water spray your mouth out.
Dude after i ate her pussy i had to take a five min. Mouth shower.
by bill.bill April 21, 2016
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Goat milk shower

When someone gets a goat milk shower, they receive a load of cum which has the consistency of goat milk.
Steve, have you seen Wendy?

Yeah, she's just tidying up after the goat milk shower.

Aight bet
by ClassyFrenchMF! May 3, 2022
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after shower festivities

go shower so we can partake in after shower festivities
by lucy.158 January 6, 2024
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