Russian Blowjob

Verb; the act (or acts) of using the breasts of a woman to envelope & masturbate a males privates as well as performing oral.

formerly a boob-job

“Brother, jacks mom took me home after the game & gave me the sloppiest russian blowjob!”

by Feroluci July 3, 2024

Russian Propaganda Bot

A russian propaganda bot is usually run by some random agent in moscow overseeing their horde usually on twitter or insta using the zov version of chatgpt and spout random bullshit like texas secession, usually pretending to be ukrainian, georgian, and almost all western europeans + america.

They all have blue checkmarks on twitter now since you can now buy them, fuck you elon.

russian propaganda bot: texas secession because we have warm water port and bla bla bla
human being: no
russian propaganda bot: Sorry, I cant generate a response based on the prompt you provided.

by the letter H is superior October 13, 2025

Russian Milk Maid

A cocktail of vodka, buttermilk and a dash of pepper.

We bought this buttermilk and used 1/2 cup for a recipe. We can use the rest to make Russian Milk Maids.

by Autofive July 25, 2025

Russian Jesus

The man who walked on tanks

Turned water into Vodka

Gave children trench coats

His mom was a mob boss

His dad was a whore

Did you hear about Russian Jesus? He is GOD

by Mr. Jesus.com March 23, 2022

Russian Schlong Whipping

When your uncle comes over from his weekly visit from Russia, you must bend over and pledge alliegence to his whip. Bend over and let him whip your ballsack until it rips open and your kidney beans fall out. Proceed to cut off the strings and cook them on a Bunsen burner and serve with a side of mayonnaise and brown mustard. Cut off our Weiner and put in a hot dog bun. Serve with the blood of your enemies. Sit naked on a spiked chair and watch him majestically eat them. Have Fun!

Can't wait until my uncle domes over from Russia and gives me the best Russian Schlong Whipping of my life!

by Shaedy September 20, 2018

Russian road-head

Instead of passenger performing fellatio on the driver, "driver blows you..."

I got Russian road-head last Tuesday.

by Slayerwolf359 June 5, 2021

Russian podcast

A scenario where you queue into a cs:go match and you only hear some random russians screaming in russian.

"Oh fuck we have a Russian podcast we're going to lose

by water:/ March 5, 2024