Tall Retard

Imagine being a tall retard. People with names like JOE, CODY, and JACK can be tall retards.

Cody is a big tall retard

by Yunniq November 13, 2019

Retard mongoloid

Exhibiting not so smart behavior

He is such a retard mongoloid .He crushed a friends $9 beer in an upscale neighborhood bar, kept saying heyyy queer, all while stumbling around with a six foot charging cord attached to his phone

by Walleyed February 10, 2025

Retard crap

The act of a retard pooping themselves and smearing it

Oh damn John just retard crap

by Funcky John June 22, 2022

Retard

you

Person on the internet: you're a retard

by hecker heck October 15, 2019

Fucking Retard

Fucking retard is an insult that often get used in arguments

Karen: you’re holding up 3 fingers
Jake *holding up four fingers*: no you fucking retard im holding up 4 fingers

by BiggieCheese02T February 7, 2020

Retarded

An adjective originally coined by the professional medical community to denote an individual who was "delayed or held back" in perpetuity since birth, or shortly thereafter. Colloquially, it pejoratively assumes an individual was previously tarded at some point, and is now RE-tarded.

Tim: You just tried to skate down that hill with no wheels on your board, that's retarded man.
Tom: Piss off wankercheese, I've never even been tarded before in my life.
Tim: Well you are now asswaffle!!

by wacky wafer July 12, 2022

Retard

Name used for someone who either makes a really dumb decisions or is themselves really dumb.

I offered my patient with diagnosed kidney cancer surgical removal of it, but he refused and instead decided to use herbs to heal himself. What a fucking retard.

by Tomsow(12) November 25, 2019