To Pull a Chrissie

In order to pull a chrissie one must:
1. wear any type of clothing that is close to nothing
2. wear bright colors with sequins and sparkles, like a male ice skater- so it is important to look extra gay
3. have sex with as many UGLY men as possible, while dating others
4. Annoy the FUCK out of your friends
5. Get some type of plastic surgery (i.e. artificial "beauty" enhancement)
6. Wear bright colored brazilian shoes, that dont match your clothes
7. Pretend your a badass and tell people you want many piercings, then cry when u get your ears pierced

"Yo, nothin u wear matches bitch, and your so ugly today,a nd u got a nose job and yeah"
"Damn, i must be pulling a chrissie"

by BITCHIN April 16, 2004

To Pull A Mike

While Dating Some One, Pine Over Some One Else

Bob "Pulled a Mike" as he watched the waitress serve his and his girlfriend's table.

by Brandon December 14, 2004

To pull a Judges

To not finish an activity, namely of a sexual nature, such as a blow job or hand job.

Oh man, this girl was giving me head but then she pulled a judges.

To pull a judges is to not let a guy bust a nut

by the finisher May 29, 2008

To pull a penman

To make plans with people, then cancel at the last minute with an absurd excuse

Dave decided to pull a penman by saying he had to work

by BEAZER94 March 12, 2019

to pull a marnie

to pull a marnie is to pull a slag

guy 1 "omg im going to pull a marnie"
guy 2 "oh i wouldnt you might catch something"

by TheNamelessss March 6, 2008

to pull a paul

To make a promise that you help someone and not keep it

To pull a Paul: Whenever I ask him for something that is not in his interest he says yes and then he pulls a Paul. I think most people who know him are used to this.

by Diitzy March 16, 2020

To pull a Matt 2

To say something that is very dumb usually something to do with a teacher

Mrs.Manwaring- I wish I had a house closer to the school, I think Ill just stay with one of you guys

Matt: You can stay in my room Mrs.Manwaring..... I mean uhhh

Pj: Take it easy Matt

Mrs.Manwaring: Matt,I think you should go get a drink of water

by Someone April 10, 2005