whack potato 

A crazy dingbat, a nut job, someone who does dumb things.

She's such a whack potato!

whack potato by Itskatie96 July 9, 2016

Persian Potato

This is what you call a girl when your with your homeboys. Its used to signify how Bad AF a chick is and is a huge compliment to the girl your talking about.

" Aye bro, that b*tch is a Persian Potato! "

Persian Potato by Persian Papi May 15, 2016

Purple potato 

An infected vagina, that has turned purple and lets off a rotten potato odor.

"The purple potato is mashed beyond recognition"

Purple potato by Purple potato May 20, 2016

Death Potato 

A really scary white person

Jordan is a Death Potato

Death Potato by justafuckingpotato August 31, 2016

Best Potato 

A best friend who is more than a best friend.

He/she is my best potato.

Best Potato by Peridot08 October 10, 2016

feet potato 

Fat feet, that don't move. Fat gross feet.

You have feet potatos.

feet potato by Wigglypigglytiggly January 7, 2017

kinky potato

A person that considers themselves both average AND a bit kinky or freaky

Dude, have you seen Janet?
Yeah, what about her?
She is SUCH a kinky potato.

kinky potato by potatomystery December 26, 2016