Illinois Hot Pocket

When a large group of men (or women) zip multiple sleeping bags together and sleep in a confined space together.
Caleb: Hey, it's getting cold in here. Wanna stay warm with an Illinois Hot Pocket?

Robbie: Of course, I'm always up for an Illinois Hot Pocket!
by Narddog February 17, 2015
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hot pocket

Common trickery, usually satisfying at a hotel, when a person defecates into a pillowcase just before bailing out resulting in a very disgruntled housekeepers hand.
We were still laughing an hour after Ralphard gave the housekeeper the old hot pocket.
by Ron Kromer April 03, 2008
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Alabama hot pocket

when you have sex with a country girl after a long day of work on a ranch/farm
Billy felt up for an Alabama hot pocket, but I don't like the salty taste.
by Christian Steele January 17, 2007
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mexican hot pocket

Verb.

A fecal sex act in which one partner, gender non specific, defecates into the vaginal cavity of a female lover and proceeds to enter the party with either their penis, or a penile substitute.
We all boil at different degrees. - Emerson

Steve Watanabe: Ken! Have you heard the word around the watercooler?

Ken Watanabe: You mean about the senior VP of proselytizing giving his secretary a mexican hot pocket in the video conferencing lab? Yeah - but I have to admit, bro, I don't know what that means.

Steve Watanabe: It's basic - what it means is, he took a deuce in her nethers, then charged in full speed ahead. If you get my drift.

Ken Watanabe: ... I'll never be able to handle a memo from him again.

Steve Watanabe: Don't be such a wimp - at least he's not a furry.
by Ken Watanabe March 13, 2008
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boston hot pocket

the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat and a piss inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)
Josh gave a massive boston hot pocket to that chick!
by BartAttack June 12, 2008
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dropped your pocket

A non sequitur mumbled to you by Greenpeace pamphleteers after you refuse them a cigarette.
by Tartarosoratrat October 08, 2008
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grandpa in my pocket

The act of taking an old man, and slowly forcing him head firThe act of taking an old man, and slowly forcing him head first into your vagina. You then leave him in the womb for nine months before giving birth to him. After this, he will be an infant again, sort of like a butterfly emerging from it's cucoon.
Tanya totally used Grandpa in my Pocket on her uncle last night.
by poopface12345 February 28, 2015
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