Un-svelte, obese, grossly overweight
by Mr Mystereious July 4, 2024
Get the fake sveltemug. The act of pretending to be interested in a relationship by doing romantic or couple-like gestures—usually just to increase your chances of cracking buns.
by Playatech June 2, 2025
Get the Fake cakingmug. Someone that will talk about you behind your back and then act like they never did anything wrong.
Someone that will go out with your ex not long after you break up, they might do it without you knowing.
Someone that will only stay with you in your happiest times but will leave during your darkest.
~worst case scenario~ Someone that will pretend to be your best friend when people are around but when they leave they will ignore you and give you dirty looks and tell you harsh words.
Someone that will go out with your ex not long after you break up, they might do it without you knowing.
Someone that will only stay with you in your happiest times but will leave during your darkest.
~worst case scenario~ Someone that will pretend to be your best friend when people are around but when they leave they will ignore you and give you dirty looks and tell you harsh words.
Fake friend: Omg, girl, that necklace is so cute! Where did you get it?
Fake friend to others: That necklace was the worst looking necklace I've ever seen.
Girl: Guy and I broke up last night.
Fake friend: Oh no. Really? I'm so sorry. He wasn't worth your time anyway.
Girl: I guess your right. It's going to be hard for me to get over him though.
•a few days later girl finds out fake friend and guy are dating•
Girl: Hey! I just got a new car!
Fake friend: Really? Come pick me up and we can go for a ride around town.
Girl: Hey.. My parents are getting a divorce.. Can I call you?
Fake friend: Oh hey I just saw your text.I was busy. Sorry about your parents.
Fake friend to other friends: She made a bad grade on her test but she doesn't let that bring her down!
•other friends leave•
Fake friend: You're so stupid. That test was so easy. How did you not get an A?
Fake friend to others: That necklace was the worst looking necklace I've ever seen.
Girl: Guy and I broke up last night.
Fake friend: Oh no. Really? I'm so sorry. He wasn't worth your time anyway.
Girl: I guess your right. It's going to be hard for me to get over him though.
•a few days later girl finds out fake friend and guy are dating•
Girl: Hey! I just got a new car!
Fake friend: Really? Come pick me up and we can go for a ride around town.
Girl: Hey.. My parents are getting a divorce.. Can I call you?
Fake friend: Oh hey I just saw your text.I was busy. Sorry about your parents.
Fake friend to other friends: She made a bad grade on her test but she doesn't let that bring her down!
•other friends leave•
Fake friend: You're so stupid. That test was so easy. How did you not get an A?
by hmu whenever December 4, 2018
Get the Fake friendmug. a dumbass prick who was thought to be nice but weren’t 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 mostly horrible and stab u in the back half the time
by tomatosawce🤘🤘🤘 (bibaaaa sksksk October 31, 2019
Get the fake friendmug. by stepsisliv August 3, 2021
Get the national fake friends daymug. Someone who wants to get attention by faking a serious illness named depression. Mostly does these things:
-Post sad bart with VHS with some suicide stuff text typed.
-Sad edits
-listen to emo music
-has a tiktok account with depression videos (black screen with sad quotes and some deep music)
-use these emojis often: 😭💔😣😓🔪
-says that they are going to kill themselves
-says that they're alone and never have any friends (why the fuck ur lying)
-cuts her skin with some sharp shit stuff on purpose
-rarely blames it on someone else
-mostly a 9-13 y/o girl
-have a bart pfp with hearts around them
-openly shows how depressed they are
-plays gacha or roblox
-Post sad bart with VHS with some suicide stuff text typed.
-Sad edits
-listen to emo music
-has a tiktok account with depression videos (black screen with sad quotes and some deep music)
-use these emojis often: 😭💔😣😓🔪
-says that they are going to kill themselves
-says that they're alone and never have any friends (why the fuck ur lying)
-cuts her skin with some sharp shit stuff on purpose
-rarely blames it on someone else
-mostly a 9-13 y/o girl
-have a bart pfp with hearts around them
-openly shows how depressed they are
-plays gacha or roblox
fake depressed 13 year old girl: omg im so sad i want to kill myself *cries*
Guy: shut the fuck up you stupid fake depressed bitch who only wants attention you stupid asshole, you are embarrasing yourself
Guy's friend: why is that bitch always so sad
Guy: that bitch has fake depression,
Guy: shut the fuck up you stupid fake depressed bitch who only wants attention you stupid asshole, you are embarrasing yourself
Guy's friend: why is that bitch always so sad
Guy: that bitch has fake depression,
by lolWhichName September 16, 2022
Get the Fake depressionmug. by Revolg April 2, 2019
Get the Fake Lesbomug.