new media muse

Someone who gives ideas on how to use new media outlets to gain favorable results.

That guy saved my company by getting me search engine optimized. He's a real new media muse.

new media muse by New Media Muses December 18, 2008

new years peeve 

Anything related to the New Year ahead,
including dumb definitions on the subject !

Oh my God !
Party whistles and silly hats heading
this way ! .
That,s a new years peeve - If ever I
saw one ! .

new years peeve by E - FUMBLER January 1, 2009

New York Roll 

A fat roll of $100 bills. Typically carried in the front pocket and bound with a rubber band. Purposely displayed when paying a bill to establish the wealth of the person with the roll. Stereotypically used by Mafiosos.

Look at that Goomba paying for a lap dance with the New York Roll.

New York Roll by mmHg May 6, 2009

New Jersey Sunburn 

When you bite into a freshly cooked, scalding, first slice of pizza to be removed from a pizza pie minutes after being cooked, then removed from a 500 degree oven. Generaly due to severe hunger. It was coined by the owner of Punk Rock Records who was laughing at a guido, on MTV's Jersey Shore.

Some jackass guido, on the MTV show, "Jersey Shore" filmed in Seaside Hights, NJ. In haste he bit into a freshly cooked, scalding, first slice of pizza. The cheese immediately stuck to the roof of his mouth. It's result was a second degree burn. It is ultimately known as a "New Jersey Sunburn"

New Jersey Sunburn by Punk Rock Records October 30, 2010

New Jersey Pottery 

Where a flamboyantly gay man who takes his stepson's dumps and makes sculptors with it.

Ahh, my creepy step dad sold my New Jersey Pottery

New Jersey Pottery by HIJACKER13 May 22, 2011

New Orleans Street Cleaner 

Verb-
The Process of one female fellating a standing male whilst another female is positioned below sed male's asshole and receiving a colon cleansing shit on her forehead.

1. Last night I gave your mother a New Orleans Street Cleaner with your sister.

2. "Hey guy's, I just took a stool softener. Go grab those two bitches from last night so I can get a New Orleans Street Cleaner."

New Orleans Street Cleaner by willy b. bumper January 10, 2012

New Canaan 

EVERYONE says ohhhhh New Canaan people have nothing better to do then drive around in their porches but honestly, New Canaan might be wealthy but were just as nice as people in Stamford or Norwalk or Wilton you name it... and sure teenagers might drink but that happens everywhere! id like to say comment 28 was untrue and offensive. one of my friends actually has a half basket ball court inside her house, but other friends have normal houses just like anyone else in most of the world... i live in New Canaan and I'm not un thankful or anything I'm more than happy i live where i live but i just wish New Canaan didn't get judged as the rich town or people didn't get judged as snotty millionaires.

"oh New Canaan is so rich! I'm happy i don't live there because if i did id be snotty like the other kids that live there"

really! please don't judge by the money were just like you guys...

New Canaan by lizzy4361 July 2, 2012