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make-work

Noun. A societal or employment position that exists solely because funds from a money-cloud (such as tax money, tuition, endowments, and non-profit organizations) was used to create it. It's title, usually having several multi-syllabic words, is an example of the "inverse law of word length and importance". It is usually a useless position that someone with several higher-education degrees holds (and perhaps even invented themselves). The purpose for its existence is to virtue-signal on both the make-work-er and make-work-ee's parts. It is meant to persuade people based on their appeal to authority.
"Margaret's make-work position is that of a biology education researcher whose research focuses on making undergraduate science learning environments more inclusive. Trained as a Ph.D. neuroscientist, she transitioned to discipline-based education research and is an expert on course-based undergraduate research experiences and making undergraduate science learning experiences, specifically active learning courses and undergraduate research experiences, more inclusive. Her research focuses on students with concealable stigmatized identities such as religious students, LGBTQ+ students, and students with disabilities, as well as the impact on students of instructors revealing these identities in the context of the classroom. Her research in biology education has been internationally recognized and featured in Science Magazine, as well as in numerous news outlets, including the NY Times, CNN, and Scientific American."
by Wichita.Downspout June 2, 2023
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Work Women Day

October 20th is the day where you must force women to work! Work! Work! Work! No resting, nor breaks! If you catch a women taking a break, you are allowed to kick them! Only once.
Jason: We should have payback, it has been a couple days since Kick Dick Day.
John: It's Work Women Day! We will be able to work them all day til next morning. No slacking allowed!
by Joking Joker January October 4, 2020
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sex work

A term for people (often women without better) options, performing sexual services from relationships built on a financial relationship like a sugar daddy to particular acts to advertisements.
Nice Guy: Hey is that trans girl a sex worker?

The Dude: Nah, they just hired her to get your attention. Sex sells, man.
by DickyWiki December 11, 2023
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work celebration

We had a work celebration at my local porn office
by Blamethelag098 April 16, 2019
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work card

A card that prove the bearer has permission to work
When New workers arrived, the workers would often have ti show the Boss a work card in order to get the job
by BSCJFer12 January 23, 2018
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Hey there Billy, wanna go for some love time? ...my hand works great on a snake.
by DickieMH April 18, 2016
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Masa works design

You can use this term to describe someone who likes feet a bit too much, or has a foot fetish
Person 1: Bro... feet are kinda hot...
Person 2: Stop being such a masa works design get help
by skibidi cool dude January 16, 2025
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