Doc: Man Zoo dat chick a straight prude monster she aint even wanna kiss ion even think she ever kissed anybody and she 25yrs old.
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by Biskithedd January 13, 2009
Get the Monster Ballzack mug.(Noun) A bipolar NCO who believes it's their primary purpose and responsibility to micro manage and diminish the morale of their soldiers.
One who puts their own agenda above the welfare of their soldiers.
One who puts their own agenda above the welfare of their soldiers.
"Damn, the Morale Monster is back to make us clean up someone else's mess for the sixth time this week."
by Anon999993 October 24, 2008
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by SmartAlek January 10, 2014
Get the one eyed brown monster mug.When you go for a poo and you look in the toilet and it's gone.. You've been plagued by the toalie monster
by Samboooooo July 12, 2014
Get the toalie monster mug.Also know as the Scratchy Monster, a story talked about between children of a being that comes in the middle of the night and leaves little scratches on people. The story was made by kids as a way to explain why sometimes they would wake up with scratches they don't remember receiving.
Some kids say he comes when you have been bad but the more common believe is that the monster has no reason, he's simple not a nice guy.
Some kids say he comes when you have been bad but the more common believe is that the monster has no reason, he's simple not a nice guy.
Basically any time a kid goes to bed and wakes up with a scratch he or she didn't have when going to bed is labeled as a Scratching Monster attack.
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