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Cookie Monster

A cookie monster is a kid-friendly version of a cum monster.
Wow, she really is one cookie monster.
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The Cokie Monster

This is a term used to describe a guy you know who can barely manage to hold his life together because he’s always strung out on cocaine. He’s a silver spoon fed jackass who masks his addiction with douchebag arrogance. A fucking nightmare of a human to be around. It’s not uncommon for him to self force sexual favors to acquire some or apply to his debt.
Yo Grady. Rich and Nate are coked out of their fucking skulls again.

I swear, those losers. I bet they suck each other off for discounts or else they’d both be broke.

I heard once they got into a big fight because Richie ties what he had left under his balls, prison style then told Nate he’d “like to see him try.” It’s like they’re made for each other. So rather than fight, they went into the back room and The Cokie Monster sucked him off for a tiny fix of the dogshit cut up trash they get.
by Who stole my shoes? April 20, 2020
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forum monster

This refers to person or persons that lives off of the forums of a game or games, without actually playing it or them.
forum monster: "Hey, I think that's cool!"
Scrub: "Dude you dont even fucking play"
forum monster ":("
by anonymous September 18, 2016
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Tongue Monster

Noun
Where one person ties up or otherwise restrains another, then proceeds to lick all over their body
"Dude, why is your skin all shiny...and sticky?"
"My girlfriend gave me a tongue monster..."
by LostABet January 1, 2012
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National Monster Day

Everyday is national Monster Day so drink a monster and if you don't have a collection of Monsters in your room you cant celebrate this day
I have so many Monsters in my room i can celebrate National Monster Day
by The Local Kyle March 21, 2021
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spaggati monster

THE ALL MIGHTY SPAGGATI MONSTER IS COMING
GET ON YOUR KNEES AND BOW THE F**K DOWN
by BOYPIG24 June 7, 2017
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monster can cock

A giant dick that ejects funny tasting semen
"Owen has a monster can cock"
"How do you know"
"Don't ask"
by Smilingreaper420 April 10, 2024
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