Matthew

People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.
dirty dean: hey there matthew

matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
by Carge_Lock April 05, 2024
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Matthew

People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.
dirty dean: hey there matthew

matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
by Carge_Lock April 05, 2024
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Matthew

People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.
dirty dean: hey there matthew

matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
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Matthew

Matt is a very unwelcome child he is shit. But he usually like a girl that’s named michele.
John: yoo it’s matthew
michele: SO HOTTRRRT
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Matthew

Matthew is the most gorgeous boy I’ve ever seen in my life. He has beautiful sandy brown hair and greenish blue eyes that you can get lost in. He is very smart, confident, loyal, calm and just my favorite darling. I pray to God that he will maybe take interest in me one day.

You just can’t help but fall in love with him. He is just so irresistibly cute, you just want to grab him and hold him forever.
You could fall asleep in his lap and he wouldn’t even mind.
Matthew’s friends absolutely adore him and love him.

Matthew is very laid back and just a calm, quiet person who doesn’t get angry easily but when he does, oh boy.

He is the most beautiful person I’ve ever laid my eyes on. Keep Matthew near you for the rest of your life.
Hey Matthew, you will probably not see this because I’m just some random Hungarian girl in your class. But I think about you all the time. I love you, darling.
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a super hot has big oily jucy tender tits and has the longessssssssssssssssssst cok ever

he enjoys the touch of eating sausage rolls

and is a well known truck driver who rapes people
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matthew

he is very mysterious. he can make your day in heartbeat. matthews are very attractive and have a great personality.
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