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Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.

Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
Dad: What?

Son: I said I can kick you a**.

Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
by Sixcircles November 16, 2024
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Camel Kick

Man I Camel Kicked Denise So Hard Last Night
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kick dick day

all girl will have the permission to kick boys balls on the 5th of october😘✨
hey michelle i heard it’s kick dick day wanna👁👄👁 john
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Car kicking

Spending quality time with yourself or a loved one inside of a motor vehicle through the night.

Drugs are usually involved, but not always.
Yeah, my girl and I couldn’t find a place to stay last night.. so we ended up car kicking it in Walmarts parking lot.
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Flip And Kick

When Johnny K gets angry and flips out on everyone
Johnny whats a matter?
Aw AW! IM GONNA FLIP AND KICK
by Anth April 23, 2004
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Kick a posh person day

On October 15th you can kick any posh person (Eden Reilly) with no exception
Let's go kick Eden, she's posh. Kick a posh person day
by hotbitchxoxo October 3, 2020
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bum-kicking

Girls that do a stellar-great job working at a ticket office
"The chicks at the ticket office do a really bum-kickingly good job selling tickets!"
by BG2006 August 29, 2008
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