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jacob

A boy with a bendy gender and back
Damn Jacob what is wrong with your gender
by Twisted Eagles April 20, 2018
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Jacob It

The action of leaving a social gathering to go home and take a shit, specifically on a Thursday.
Thursday night beers! Where’s Kyle gone?”
“He went to Jacob it!”
by AZTECISLOST August 12, 2024
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Karl Jacobs

Karl Jacobs is a good guy. A good streamer that comforts you, he doesn't get up in the morning to please you, but if he gets the chance, he'll make your day. He is intelligent, witty, and uber hilarious. His image is sharp, well put together, and good looking. He has a certain charm about him that makes him easy to get along with. His love language is touch. He's the guy that you never forget, because once he's got your heart, you never want him to give it back.
He has a lot of silly tantrums, if he needed to cut his arm to make everyone happy, he would do it.
That's Karl Jacobs the streamer, he's amazing!
by ZakiJacobs May 3, 2022
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Jacob

Jacob is a kind, caring person who will always be there to make you smile. He generally loves coffee, cats and most of his friends. With his great sense of humor, his incessant dad jokes, and his bright, contagious smile, he will brighten your day in an instant. He had a tendency to repeat his bad dad jokes, but that's okay because you can't help but laugh at it anyways. This boy knows how to make conversation about anything, and is never boring.

He's smart, intelligent, intuitive, and philosophical when needed. However, his modesty prevents him from admitting to this. Although he likes to keep an image of being a bas-ass, which he is, deep down, he's a big softie. He doesn't want to admit it to anyone, but someone out there knows that he is.

Whether you're sad, angry, you had an off-day, or you just need a nice shoulder-rub, he's there for you. He'll try his damnedest to make your day better. Jacob is often a very good listener and will try to help you if you come to him with a problem. He doesn't like it when his friends are sad or unhappy, so he does what he can to make them smile; I guarantee you, 99.9% of the time, it works!

If you have a Jacob in your life, keep him around and remind him how much he means to you.
Friend #1: Jacob's really nice. He always knows how to make me laugh and brighten my day.
Friend #2: Yeah, he's a really cool guy. Pretty bad-ass, too.
by A Person You Don't Know. . . November 19, 2019
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Jacob

Long mediocre hair and a good friend to the boys
Aye yo jacob tf yo ass doing after lake day?- the boys
by mxgbsn December 11, 2019
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Jacob

A sexy ass man with a 14 inch cock. All the women love him because he is so sweet and cute and his body is perfect, you friends milf mom has probably fucked him.
by ieatmadasslmaourmoms September 23, 2019
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Jacob

Knows jack shit about star wars.
Jacob: "Anakin married Leia."
by jacobisreallygay March 24, 2019
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