Jacob sezonenko

The most sexiest person to ever step foot on this planet.
He knows how to make you laugh during a tough time in your life.

You know Jacob sezonenko?
That cute one?

Yeah that one!

by Jacob sexymango December 28, 2022

Jacob Motsinger

An very smelly and ugly looking human bagel who obsessively desires men.

Quit digging through garbage cans to look for dildos man. You aren’t Jacob Motsinger.

by Msizzy January 6, 2020

Jacob clit

An action of when you take Jacobs daughter and hit her clit with your peen

I just Jacob clitted her last night

by Jacob clit June 8, 2019

jaelyn and jacob

jaelyn and jacob are a cute couple who will last for years and never break up

jaelyn and jacob are such a cute couple

by javsixnebsbs January 30, 2022

Kelsey and Jacob

Kelsey and Jacob are two powerful people when together, they are funny and sometimes cute when alone. Kelsey and Jacob have a powerful bond and nothing can ever break them apart, these two are awesome together.

Kelsey and Jacob are awesome.

by Frankie Gore August 15, 2022

Jacob

Two-faced like a Poundland Batman villain and folds faster than a Primark deckchair after two drinks. Cannot handle booze, cannot handle drugs, cannot even handle himself — but will still swear blind he’s “fine” while single-handedly ruining the vibe like it’s his full-time job.
Tragically, beneath all the chaos, there’s actually a decent lad buried somewhere… but he’s held hostage by Drunk Goblin Jacob.

“Whose idea was it to let Jacob drink again? I’m not paying for another fire extinguisher.”

by Sheknows123117 November 25, 2025

Jacob tobias Howes

A man who is good at keeping scores at a primary school gala day

Head over to Jacob tobias howes after your race to get your medal

by lrentboy June 17, 2023