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Humaning

A word that an alien would most likely come up with to describe or explain the actions of a human crewmate.
Alien 1: What is Human Kate doing? She has been screaming at her personal data device for over an hour!
Alien 2: Just ignore her when she's humaning.
by partyofnone March 5, 2021
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human

A type of "species" that proclaims themselves as the smartest beings in the universe, even though they're the dumbest. Please note that all humans are dumb and stupid.
alien: Do you know where a human's brain is?
cyclops: Where?
alien: Nowhere 😂
by It's Me, DISFLY September 26, 2023
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Human Rights Watchlist

OH WOW! I WONDER WHY THAT IS HAPPENING! PROBABLY DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUTUBE, THAT'S FOR SURE!
Hym "Human Rights Watchlist!? Perish the thought! I mean, it's not like you have an American company very publicly manufacturing a mental illness around the guy who created AI (also very publicly) because you didn't think he could do it so you tried make a mockery of hym live streaming him while he poops and doing the weaponized schizophrenia he described to hym in a very public way! So why are we on a human rights watchlist though?"
by Hym Iam May 17, 2025
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Jazz The Human

NOT THE FUCKING MUSIC GENRE. Jazz is a mistake to human kind. Jazz is typically used as a nickname for the name ‘Jasmine’ bUT WILL RAGE QUIT IF ANYONE DARES CALL THEM JaSmiNe. Jazz is never and will never be a homosexual, contrary to popular belief. They’re hair is shit along with they’re taste and they need to stop eating fat bastard. They could also be considered an “athlete” but not really lolol. Probs dead.
Wow is that Jazz The Human, I have them on snapchat (jazzatthedisco) and instagram (axiom.of.jazz) YOU SHOULD ADD THEM TOO THEY REALLY TICKLE MY PICKLE
by Axiom.of.jazz May 17, 2019
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The Human Version of a Golden Retriever

A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.

Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.
Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.

Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.

Thomas: Smells like shit, tho
by Mike109999 October 2, 2022
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Humanity

A creature who struggles at times but when needed will come together to create hope for a future
Humanity creates hope
by Lauren 2020 July 17, 2023
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Human centipede

When a group of 3 or more lays out like a train and eats eachother out.

A beautiful sex position
by Jazzydoosdley September 22, 2019
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