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Golden Retriever

A simp/beta male with passive traits while dealing with women. Basically, another word for "NICE GUY", tends to be a place holder for a "Real Man" or "Bad Boy" in a woman's life later down the road or after the fact.

Golden Retrievers are VERY stable in relationships and are considered "SAFE" and "BORING". Golden Retrievers will never break your heart and will always stay obedient.

Commonly seen as "INFERIOR" or "LESS" than dominant masculine males. Typically used by women that are "HEALING" or just came out of a "HOE PHASE".
GIRL 1: "OMG...I just went out on a date with Justin on Saturday and he's such a Golden Retriever. I'm in my bad girl era, so I definitely need me a toxic bad boy king like Chad...LOL."

GIRL 2: "What a loser, just keep dating him for his money and free food."

GIRL 1: "Girl, duh."
by theDonWEBB October 2, 2023
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golden helicopter

A signature move during a pole dancing routine. It begins with the performer climbing his/her way to the top of the pole with the ease and poise of a mighty gazelle. While slowly and gracefully lowering themselves to the stage, the performer sprays the audience with a glorious, spinning display of urine in the fashion of a Vietnam Era Huey.
Be sure to keep your mouth closed when Anastacia does her golden helicopter trick.
Jimmy loved to dazzle his audience with his infamous golden helicopter. He has a 20 foot range!!!
by Ginger muff 420 November 9, 2017
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Golden Age of Privacy

A period of time when a person is really active sexually but more in a solo way, such as masturbating. Usually an early riser especially with boys when they hit puberty. Overall when the person has fun by himself/herself like there's no tomorrow in a period of days, weeks or even months!
"
-Dude, in my Golden age of privacy, I was literally doing it 10 times a week!
-Bro I don't think that's healthy...
"
by TulipBloke March 3, 2025
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Golden Giraffe

A Golden Giraffe is when a male attempts to urinate with a full erection, flag pole raised vertical in all its glory. This is often used during the act of Golden Showers. There are other variations, see the Inverted Golden Giraffe.
I woke up in the middle of the night to pee, but I was fully torqued so I had to do the Golden Giraffe.

Sometimes in “water sportsthe golden shower can be self-administered, or rain down from above, when the gold supply is coming from a Golden Giraffe. Pointed straight up to the heavens.
by BettyYellowSplash January 13, 2024
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Golden Bow

When a person bows toward another’s feet. The standing person urinates upward towards the rump of the bower, allowing the piss to flow down the spine and into the crook of the neck.
Jesus Christ Robert, another Puppers? What, are you trying to give me a Golden Bow tonight?
by Tlazolt30tl January 11, 2023
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Golden Brooks

A "Golden Shower" is when one person pisses on another. By contrast, "Golden Brooks" is when an television actress pisses on a script.
Thank goodness there are no more table reads this season. I don't want to subject myself to another Golden Brooks.
by Kevin the Hamburgerler June 9, 2008
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