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Golden Trophy

Where one person pisses in a wine glass and throws it at a homeless person
hello homeless man, you have the choice of a 3000 degree honeybun or a golden trophy
by DarcyVR January 14, 2025
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golden dicket

dakota sampson has the best dick in the world
dakota sampson has the best dick in the world
that golden dicket
by issaseccret July 14, 2018
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Golden Girl

A young girl who will get away with whatever they want, because they’re a tall, usually blonde, annoying, they’re an attention whore, and they continue to talk sh*t on everyone and don’t pay the price.
Girl 1: that girl over there never gets introuble for talking sh*t on me but i get introuble for talking shit on her

Girl 2: She sounds like a Golden Girl!
by Extrovert April 12, 2019
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golden buttcrack

When your buttcrack is so unwashed and dirty it becomes gold.
yo bro i didnt go to bath for 2 weeks at one point and i got the worst case of golden buttcrack!
by blazefister69.420.666 November 27, 2019
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Rob Golden

Tis guy loves child porn and loves raping men and women of all ages this is because of the day of 1987 when he was a german solider of a dad in the second world war and when the aliens came to the world to share the detail of the other world. This is because of the behoove of the 1911 days when i was a 30s crip on o block this happened because cheef kief and digga d had beef with pop smoke for alot of times in the future.
You thought i was feeling you that Rob Golden a munch, Dog has cancer on stage 19 phantom forces
by Bob Rob Golden pagan face October 1, 2022
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Golden Retriever Boy

A soft boy who commonly has blonde hair and is one with being outside, but also, will hop onto Fortnite or Lethal Company with you. He is more of an optimistic type of person, yet he will be straight too the point when need be because he cares about you. Gentle yet playful! He may be a tad bit unaware, and disconnect sometimes though that's just him.
"Oh, well. Wanna walk the trails after school? We have a tad bit too yap about." Me

"Yea, i'm free too. What do you mean we have a bit too talk about?" The Golden Retriever Boy

"You literally just pin- y'know what, we just have a bit too talk about." Me
by yourfavoritebitch February 5, 2024
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The Golden Rule

Your willingness to forgo this for the purpose of hoisting me by my own petard demonstrates that hoisting people with there own petard is higher on your conceptual value hierarchy than The Golden Rule.
Hym "This is (once again) does little more than prove me right. See, look:

You are here

👇

What you're doing

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Golden rule
See how that works? That☝️ is what you're doing right now. Why? Because you know that The Golden Rule leads almost exclusively to being exploited by people who aren't willing to reciprocate. Which is the entire impetus behind the creation of The Platinum Rule. And you're doing it. See? This 👇

Petard hoisting

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Golden rule
That's how you 'Act' in spite of your ethical propositional framework. Do you believe in the Golden rule? 'Well, I act like I believe in the golden rule (and then I do this 👉 Petard hoistery

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Not petard hoistery)'
That's you. That's a diagram of you and how you 'act.' "
by Hym Iam August 9, 2022
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