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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Jose "Angie" Valdes: The First Juvenile Release; The Juvenile Release 《¤》.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025
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First Responder Moment

A First Responder Moment is when a first responder addresses a traumatic situation humorously by saying something even more messed up, only to realize it was just their real mental state slipping through that they've been trying to ignore.
Officer 1: Hey man, that body is still somebody's son, wouldn't you feel bad if somebody said that about your family?
Officer 2: Eh, well, womp womp, I don't really feel much of anything anymore.... Oh shit, I just had a First Responder Moment
by Drella_Fella September 6, 2025
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First World Charity

Acts of generosity from living in a wealthy, industrialized nation that third worlders would probably roll their eyes at.
B: "My gastroenterologist brother-in-law wrote off his car in a crash, and has to wait 6 months for a Tesla! I felt sorry for him so I gave him my order and now he only has to wait 3 months."
Y: "That's first world charity"
by Sun-Cheung Nguyen June 20, 2022
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1- Parent's half-first-cousin.
2- Half-first-cousin's child.
My half-first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.
by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021
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