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Person 343: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Jose "Angie" Valdes: The First Juvenile Release; The Juvenile Release 《¤》.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Jose "Angie" Valdes: The First Juvenile Release; The Juvenile Release 《¤》.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

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by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025

A First Responder Moment is when a first responder addresses a traumatic situation humorously by saying something even more messed up, only to realize it was just their real mental state slipping through that they've been trying to ignore.
Officer 1: Hey man, that body is still somebody's son, wouldn't you feel bad if somebody said that about your family?
Officer 2: Eh, well, womp womp, I don't really feel much of anything anymore.... Oh shit, I just had a First Responder Moment
Officer 2: Eh, well, womp womp, I don't really feel much of anything anymore.... Oh shit, I just had a First Responder Moment
by Drella_Fella September 6, 2025

Acts of generosity from living in a wealthy, industrialized nation that third worlders would probably roll their eyes at.
B: "My gastroenterologist brother-in-law wrote off his car in a crash, and has to wait 6 months for a Tesla! I felt sorry for him so I gave him my order and now he only has to wait 3 months."
Y: "That's first world charity"
Y: "That's first world charity"
by Sun-Cheung Nguyen June 20, 2022

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

My half-first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.
by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021
