by jo bloww August 23, 2006

A total bad-ass kind of guy. Very good looking and the epitome of cool...like in "Vanilla Ice" cool. You get goose bumps and aroused by the mere "thought" of his name. In the Thesaurus, the words Augie Dog are also paired with the words Dynamite, Chuck Norris, Shaft, Super Pimp, Hella Phat....(well, there are actually 97 more pages of paired words). You get the idea. Every young boy dreams of growing up to me an Augie Dog...word!
Do you think Jesus wears a "WWADD" bracelet?
Augie Dog once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now called "The Islands".
OMG! OMG! OMG MOM!!!!! I just heard someone say the words "AUGIE DOG!!" MOM!!!!!!!
Sir, sorry, this is "invitation only." Oh, I am so sorry, did you just say you knew Augie Dog? Well, why didn't you say so?
Augie Dog once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now called "The Islands".
OMG! OMG! OMG MOM!!!!! I just heard someone say the words "AUGIE DOG!!" MOM!!!!!!!
Sir, sorry, this is "invitation only." Oh, I am so sorry, did you just say you knew Augie Dog? Well, why didn't you say so?
by Howie H February 6, 2010

To disturb one's slumbering wife upon returning to bed after answering a nocturnal call of nature by touching her on the leg or buttocks with a cold, wet bell end.
'You look shattered, Mildred.' 'I am, Maude! It took me a long while to get to sleep last night then Arthur dog nosed me after I'd finally dropped off'
by J Biscuit February 4, 2013

The act taking a dog outside for the sole purpose of allowing the animal to deficate. The activity is finished once the dog poops. There is no fun or exercise involved.
At my apartment complex, most of the dog owners just poop the dog a few times a day. The good thing is that they always pick up the waste.
by yes juanito yes June 4, 2015

a gathering of or conversation between several girls, usually the unattractive or doggish type. Men, forever objectifying, rate or judge the dogs based on appearance and personality.
Dude 1- 'Hey Brad, theres a Dog Show about to start behind you.'
Brad- "true man, I saw a few thoroughbreds walk through the door not too long ago. I'm feelin' real judgmental tonight."
Brad- "true man, I saw a few thoroughbreds walk through the door not too long ago. I'm feelin' real judgmental tonight."
by CharlesCheese February 21, 2009

(mellen-collie)
The absolute true state of melancholy one feels when sad, pensive, dejected and simply unsure of feelings, circumstances and how to proceed or even IF one should proceed in any manner.
The absolute true state of melancholy one feels when sad, pensive, dejected and simply unsure of feelings, circumstances and how to proceed or even IF one should proceed in any manner.
Lady Di was terribly fruit-dog when her boyfriend (BF) advised her he couldn't spend all his time with her and even suggested it was selfish of her to expect it.
by Lady Di January 13, 2007

Term for being incredably under the weather. Often used when trying to get out of something such as work or school.
The term came to be because dogs are notoriously constantly ill.
see sarcasm
The term came to be because dogs are notoriously constantly ill.
see sarcasm
Fred: I can't come in to work today, I'm sick as a dog.
Jane: Too bad... have a nice trip to the beach!
Jane: Too bad... have a nice trip to the beach!
by Dame ZNEK January 5, 2009
