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David

A David is smart and funny and he gives you looks and tries to meet your eyes he likes girl with the first letter k and L he will try to impress you .And he loves it when you are feisty and he will love to have s with you .And when you want to break up he will accept your decision. Like my David he is loyal funny and loves it when I comfort him when he is sad and will try to pretend to be sad to make you feel bad and give him a hug .I love my David even though I act like I don’t
Girl number 1 I want David to be my boyfriend

Spectator doesn’t get him
Girl number 1 He is to in love and loyal with Lauren
by Lolen ca ggsm February 23, 2021
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David

David is an outgoing wild adventurous guy. He comes off as a bit of a dick but once you get to know him he is really sweet with a very kind heart.

He has beautiful eyes and will look at you like you are the only person in the world. Sadly he will hurt you because people like David usually attract a lot of women so they can't be faithful to one girl.

They usually have low self esteem so they will take a lot of their issues out on you and leave you for a more domineering woman.

The best time of my life was when I with David.
David the most outrageous, caring man I have ever met.
by Maddy2014 June 21, 2024
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Taking a David

To pass a bowel movement at work. Taking a shit, crap, poop, or dropping beans off at the tortilla bowl.
Man, I got to go take a huge david before I begin work.

I'm on david number 2 already and it's not even noon.

Taking a david is the best way to get paid for pooping at work.
by Bigdullytruck31 March 20, 2024
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David & Jnette

A Couple Who Got Togather On November 21 2011,A Couple Thats Loving And Caring Who Always Have Eachother Back Through Anything A Couple That Will Last Very Long Since They Match Very Well Together A Couple Alot Of People Be Like They Are So Cute A Couple That Loves Each Other Unconditionally A Couple Who Kiss Like First Loves Love Like Husband & Wife..Who Are Meant To Be Together A Couple That Will Go Far If They Continue To Stay Together.
David & Jnette Are A Very Loveable Couple
by Bonququ October 18, 2012
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David

Someone who still has so much positive things on urban dictionary yet he’s probably a dick to his best friends
Omg look it’s David! He seems so nice!
Nah he’s such a bitch to me.
by Noteclairshush. June 23, 2022
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David

This guy is a god. Literally. If you know a David, you should probably pray under his name. It's better for your health.
Person One: Man! I really love this guy, he's like the next god!

Person Two: Really? What's his name?
Person One: David.
by blazerod349083 June 5, 2022
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David Cameron

Guy 1: Whose your favorite British PM?

Guy 2: David Cameron. Bad bitch is sexy af. Makes me wish I was gay
by Kralja June 4, 2024
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