Urban dictionary 

Place where retarded people think they are special just because there name has a definition in an open source website

Me:Hey man are you mentally fit
Other Person:*posts Instagram stories of his name in Urban dictionary*
Me: Sorry for disturbing you

Me:Hey man are you mentally fit
Other Person:*posts Instagram stories of his name in "Urban dictionary"*
Me: Sorry for disturbing you

Urban dictionary by (◔‿◔)｡◕‿◕｡(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) May 31, 2019

Urban Dictionary 

what your bloody on now

me: what you doing Cian.
Cian: looking up things in urban dictionary.

Urban Dictionary by dolan time June 3, 2019

urban dictionary 

a bunch of dumbasses on a website making weird definitions that will end up in a video eventually

hey lets make funny words on urban dictionary and show our friends

urban dictionary by W.R.C July 1, 2019

Urban dictionary 

Cancer

The urban dictionary is a form of cancer

Urban dictionary by AUG u wot m8 July 8, 2019

Urban Dictionary 

A place for terms not conventionally found in an English dictionary. Not a place for your politics and opinions.

"Dude what a retard, he gave his opinion on Urban Dictionary about how it's not a place for opinions"

"The reason you're getting so many down votes on Urban Dictionary is because no cares about your shitty opinion"

Urban Dictionary by Dkui July 23, 2019

urban dictionary 

The urban dictionary is what the oxford english dictionary would have turned out like, if it had attended an inner city comp. The oxford english dictionary clearly received a private, priviliged education where it could just get on with being smart and get the grades to go to Oxbridge. The urban dictionary had to survive on its wits alone.

Is that an urban dictionary? No its the oxford english wearing nike airs.

urban dictionary by TheFury July 29, 2019

Urban Dictionary 

The internet equivalent to a special ed classroom

Some guy: "yeah, I use Urban Dictionary"
Some other guy: "What are you, fucking gay"

Urban Dictionary by my name leg August 14, 2019