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David

David, he’s sweet chatting and everything I or we all could want. He’s all of our wishes in human form.
?- damn have you seen David?

?- yeah he’s so sweet, just so charming!
by iscream. December 27, 2022
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Brad-todd Liam David Smith

This is the homie, the legend, the man himself. This frat bro always acts drunk, and pulls no girls. You can rely on him to always accidentally insult you, or maybe not an accident. Terrible at math yet is the only one who actually pays attention. His friend Chad is the goat, this is who you actually want to hang with. If you ever come across Brad-todd Liam David Smith, run as fast as you can in the opposite direction.
Yo Brad-todd Liam David Smith, what’s your math grade?

Idk man but Chad’s is higher.
by hiitsurmomhere May 28, 2022
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David

Dude istg I fucking hate anyone named David. They are dumb and ugly and dumb. They never have anything productive to commit to society. Usually waster of time to talk to. Avoid David’s at all costs, and Dave’s when possible.
Guy 1: “Dude look at that tard over there
Guy 2: “DUDE DONT EVEN LOOK AT THAT MONGA HES A DAVID”
by Brother.Pudge2012 July 11, 2025
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david pisahov

pussy eating beast

a great man with a greater dick!
?omg did you see that dick David pisahov have
!omg it is soo big
by david pisahov April 25, 2017
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David humor

david humor is the unfunniest shit ull ever see. Its like band kid + minecraft + jayden.
Bruh thats so not funny thats david humor tbh
by Dabrell March 17, 2022
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David

A person who dies for any type of nyash. As long as it is nyash he is good.
David was daviding around the wellness event center.
by Phlow weezy December 3, 2022
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Davide

Davide is a tall lanky human fresh out of Ohio that enjoys playing football he doesn’t have good footwork or skill,a person who enjoys playing Fortnite his preferred hair cut is a perm even tho he looks like an egg.overall he’s a nice person that enjoys the rush of dealing drugs and watching French porn and a joy to be around
“Davide tackle Shanuk
by I love sucking toes January 9, 2023
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