cup of pants

Something that is in the wrong place and prob the wrong time.
Why would you look this up, like, you went on urban, went to the search bar, and typed, "cup of pants" Maybe you were look for a bag of pants, idk man.

Guy dressed in a grim reaper costume: Hey guys i'm here!
Person at the funeral: You are as out of place as a cup of pants my guy.

by who the hell stole the name November 30, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>A Sincere Snickers Becomes A Stuttering Problem IN front Of Cup Noodle<.7.9.7.6.>

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<.7.9.7.6.>A Sincere Snickers Becomes A Stuttering Problem IN front Of Cup Noodle<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Cup Monkey

Gripping (with big monkey penis fingers) a cup or any drinking receptacle like a monkey. In short ... holding a cup like you would hold your shaft if you were hung like a Zanzibar teadybear.

Hey Ben why do you hold your glass of Kasteel like a cup monkey ?

by Nice one Roy! April 30, 2025

Mrs. B Cup

Someone who thinks they have a D cup, but in fact have a B cup

She is totally a Mrs. B Cup

by defaultdenault March 17, 2023

2 Girls 1 Cup

Two girls go on a lesbian date and share a cup of ice cream, typically seen as crossing the "first threshold" in a female homosexual relationship.

Girl1: Want to do a 2 Girls 1 Cup with me on Friday?
Girl 2: OMG I thought you'd never ask!

Mom: We're very proud of our daughter for coming out as who she is and doing 2 Girls 1 Cup with her new girlfriend!

by Paddleworthy January 5, 2022

Hot cup of tea

A hot bottle of clean piss used to pass a drug test

Fuck...my color was called, do you know anyone with a hot cup of tea?

Daren got popped because he spilt his hot cup of tea in front of his P.O.

I got that job because of a hot cup of tea.

by Nobility March 4, 2021

Dixie Cup

Substitute receptacle for sexual male fluids after a climax

Brett Dixie cupped Emily after unanticipated office sex

by Monkoc June 17, 2022