Corn-tard

An individual who relies on corn for primary vegetable intake. More often these individuals are obese Caucasians, reining from the Midwest, who prefer shopping at Wal-Mart while wearing crocs, or toe exposing sandles.

Expand your diet, you're turning into an American corn-tard.

by Cornsonthehouse June 27, 2025

Idaho Corn Cum Festival

A mysterious once in a life time event where corn farmers come out from all over the united states to idaho to celebrate this festival. it begins with the smallest (penis length) farmer climbs the 1,400 pound 15 foot copper dildo and then empties his entire prostate onto the crowd of viewers, once that is complete they storm the copper dildo and knock him over and then they stampede him, then cum onto his seizing body. Then, they all gather into a giant corn shaped crowd and they all face the left, each person takes off their pants and then fuck each other in a giant congo line and deplete what little cum they have left over, while each of them eat a sweet corn on the cob, and then once everyone is done eating they stick it into the persons ass that they were fucking. and they spin in a 180 and the person that was infront of them is now facing them then they eat the corn of the cob out their ass.

Dave- "I went to the Idaho Corn Cum Festival recently, it was amazing"
KyleJusChillin- "What the fuck?"

by NotLizard08 July 12, 2025

Corn Sweats

When you sweat so much, you feel like you must be affecting the humidity in the general area
(Much like moisture from corn sweating cns increase the humidity and temperature)

Wooo Weee! It's so hot, I've got the corn sweats!

by Makenatlaugh July 22, 2025

Mexican street corn

When a man performs anal sex on a female and ejaculates inside her, she then shits it back out with the corn she had for dinner the night before.

Man, last night after I had anal with my girlfriend, she started shooting out Mexican Street Corn.....

by Hulkman420 August 3, 2025

Corn Syrup Goy Boy

One who consumes massive amounts of corn syrup beverages, typically American. Contains High Fructose Corn Syrup, artificial flavors, fake dyes such as red 40 or yellow 6. Often paired with a canola/soybean oil drenched burger and fries.

Aaron: What did you have for breakfast this morning?

Casey: I didn’t eat but I could go for a McGriddle and a Mountain Dew!

Aaron: Gross! Talk about a high fructose bomb! You Corn Syrup Goy Boy!

by GoyBoyDestroyer August 6, 2025

Popcorn Kernel Corn Hole Cutter

When you overindulge on popcorn either at home or at the movies. Then have to drop a duce and the terd is full of popcorn kernel shells that tear up your sink wrinkle.

Korben’s asshole was on fire after releasing a Popcorn Kernel Corn Hole Cutter.

by Phat Paulie August 6, 2025

Chilean Corn dog

The act of a woman shitting in a condom before attaching it to her cock slave before giving him head to the meaty monstrosity.

The dominant goth gave her unfortunate roomate a chilean corn dog.

by Outbuster August 17, 2025