iron cock

A cock that stays hard and can go on and on

I must have an iron cock, lasted 223,000 hours

by Jericho5216556 November 17, 2016

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Death Cock

When a LAD has used his womb broom in one too many clunges and picked up something that he really wish he hadn't, thus turning it into a yoghurt slinger, snot rocket or AIDS baster if you will.

My mate Mitch who has been slaying girls at uni and sending their nudes to the rugby whatsapp group for bants went and got the clap! He's totally got a Death Cock now!

by insertchucklesomenamehere December 12, 2016

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Movado cock

When you run out of places on your body to put your jewelry on so you strap a watch to your penis. This serves a double purpose, as cock ring, and an astectic timepiece to impress your lover.

In that gangbang, we didn’t stand a chance against Tom’s movado cock.

by Hashtagthecreepyguy April 19, 2019

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Commonly known as the men’s witching hours. Spooky time between 10pm and 2am . During this time men who hardly acknowledge your existence or talk to you can be found trying to make plans. We all know why wink wink. Be warned you must stay away at all cost for your safety and sanity they are no longer human the cock demon has possessed them.

Person 1: girl who’s messaging you at this time your phone has been dry all night nuh uh let me see

Person 2: give me my phone back bitch I ain’t going nowhere I know it’s cock o’clock

Person 1: mhmm you said that last time

by Shdylatina December 4, 2019

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Cock Destroyer

An absolute queen who knows EXACTLY what to do with that cock until it finishes. She's super confident about her skills, and loves to flaunt her bootylicious body.

Max - ugh I'm so tired. My girlfriend's an absolute cock destroyer gah

by glitterglamsparkles October 10, 2019

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