shelf boobs

perky boobs that don’t hang, aka a shelf

“Wow! What kind of bra does she have on?” “oh she just has shelf boobs. they’re just like that they don’t hang. they’re perky.”

by jana73848262673&4 January 30, 2018

boob glasses

A dark pair of sunglasses that permits one to stare at ones boobs without the risk of getting caught

Dude, check out those Norks!!

I can't, I left my boob glasses at home.

That was silly wasn't it. It's boob central!

by Spunky McSpunkerson December 26, 2016

boob blind

Being so in love with large boobs you've lost realization with just how big Karges boobs already are

Amber, being your friend may have cause me to be boob blind but I think your 36DDD could be just a little bit bigger

by The boob lover December 29, 2016

boob fat

the wrinkle of fat between your armpit and your boob

girl, my bra doesn't conceal my boob fat

uhg, this swimsuit makes my boob fat stand out

by donteatpoop January 6, 2017

loser boob

An insult used when you can't think of any other. Also see; penis face

That dude is such a loser boob!

by LishiFishy January 8, 2017

Boob Bod

Similar to the Dad bod - a trend where men get to have a couple of extra pound and still be hot. The boob bod is the lady version. Because you have a couple extra pounds on you. You are soft all over like a boob.

She has such a sexy boob bod

by L.jane January 13, 2017

man boobs

fat boi. a thing that men should not have but sometimes get due to being a fatty boi. but that's ok let's not fat shame.

jacob: elmo your man boobs are big and jiggly today-
elmo: shut up jacob you have bigger and more jiggly man tits than me! 🤮

by kolb January 12, 2020