Fumbling the biscuit

To fumble the biscuit is to lose the money (the biscuit) you made or to make unwise investments with the money you already have, i.e. the biscuit. It's also used for fumbling, or botching or bungling, something more generally

Netflix won't exist in 3033 they're really fumbling the biscuit

by Dman January 9, 2023

Ginger Biscuits

A cheap biscuit because McVities get all the broken biscuits, mash them together, add some stork margarine and loads of ground ginger to hide the taste of the other biscuits.

Need something sweet but only got 29p,I'll go and buy a packet of Aldi everyday ginger biscuits.

by Food hound January 14, 2023

Soggy Biscuits

A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a digestive biscuit.whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit

Oh man, what a night! we played soggy biscuits again, Harry storey came straightaway and Daniel Oxley had to eat the cookie whilst Harrison Granger watched

by james clarke May 15, 2023

Sodomy Biscuits

Only certain people can buy these biscuit due to the way people voted.

I wanted to by a packet of Sodomy Biscuits and Lurleen told me I couldn't because I voted No

by EgoMeatMachine November 28, 2023

Tiddy Biscuit

The name of a game someone plays involving two or more parties in a shooter game where the parties end up luring each other into a shootout. The parties end up going back and forth hiding behind the wall or crouching and popping out to get crack shots at the other party and it often goes on for several seconds until one person gets pissed off and runs in to finish the offender. Basically, fuck around and find out or try and see what happens.

The history involved a group of friends back in high school playing Halo. This was one of the many random things we said while playing.

"You wanna play fucking Tiddy Biscuit?"

by Mustang Minardi November 30, 2023

Tiddy Biscuit

The name of a game someone plays involving two or more parties in a shooter game where the parties end up luring each other into a shootout. The parties end up going back and forth hiding behind the wall or crouching and popping out to get crack shots at the other party and it often goes on for several seconds until one person gets pissed off and runs in to finish the offender. Basically, fuck around and find out or try and see what happens.

The history involved a group of friends back in high school playing Halo. This was one of the many random things we said while playing.

"You wanna fuckin play tiddy biscuit?"

by Mustang Minardi November 30, 2023

Derpy Biscuit

It’s a phrase that makes Stacey cringe.

Hey Stacey! Let me see that derpy biscuit!

by Hyuckleberry December 6, 2023