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Angry Wank

Creating your self a brand new fore skin (especially if challenged to a Surprise Space Docking challenge) by wanking really, really fast and hard..... warming up the skin and extending it way beyond the tip hopefull so far it can be placed as a cover over the tip of your opponents penis.
This one time on the Hay Plain I took an angry wank whilst staring at a cupboard. Through the window a horse was looking me right in the eye. He knew.
by Lorraine Haul May 23, 2023
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angry woman eater

a sexist man that bashes on women. he'll aggressively slander women being called "angry" due to the aggression and anger mixed.
eater is for the compliment use of "ate" such as "you ate that up girl!" an angry woman eater.
Girl 1: "He's totally an angry woman eater."
Girl 2: "I know right?"
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Guy 1: "You totally ate that girl up dude! You're a crazy angry woman eater!"
Guy 2: "Thanks dude!"
by LUKA ?! June 4, 2023
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Angry-scrolling

When you’re mad at your boyfriend so you aggressively scroll on your phone instead of talking to him
She’s sitting there angry-scrolling and ignoring me
by mir fin June 4, 2023
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Angry Hitler

An Angry Hitler, AKA an Angry German, is a number which has five nines in a row, with no numbers before or after it.

"99999"

NOTE: An angry Hitler is a natural number which is in base 10, and said with a very angry German accent.
If no Angry German accent can be found, please default to the most angry and German accent you can manage.
(within reason, lol)
An Angry Hitler, AKA an Angry German, is a number which has five nines in a row, with no numbers before or after it.

"99999"
by SillierJoe June 4, 2023
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Angry Chair

Sitting on an angry chair
Angry walls that steal the air
Stomach hurts and I don't care
What do I see across the way, hey?
See myself molded in clay, oh
Stares at me, yeah, I'm afraid
Changing the shape of his face, oh yeah

Candles red, I have a pair
Shadows dancing everywhere
Burning on the angry chair
Little boy made a mistake, yeah
Pink cloud has now turned to gray, oh
All that I want is to play, hey
Get on your knees, time to pray, oh

I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I
I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I

Lost my mind, yeah
But I don't mind, I-I-I
Can't find it anywhere
I don't mind, I-I-I

Corporate prison, we stay, hey
I'm a dull boy, work all day, oh
So I'm strung out anyway, hey
Loneliness is not a phase
Field of pain is where I graze
Serenity is far away
Saw my reflection and cried
So little hope that I died, oh
Feed me your lies, open wide, hey
Weight of my heart, not the size, oh

I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I
I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I

Lost my mind, yeah
But I don't mind, I-I-I
Can't find it anywhere
I don't mind, I-I-I

Pink cloud has now turned to gray
All that I want is to play
Get on your knees, time to pray, boy

Angry Chair
by Death Menace June 27, 2023
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Angry Kitty

The equivalent of "Blue Balls," but for women. When a woman is sexually aroused but never orgasms. This happens all the time to woman because men only care about their quick nut.
by emlaflower March 31, 2023
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