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Friday after tea

A period of time spent doing nothing.

Being unproductive.
"Any plans for this weekend?"
"Nah mate, just Friday after tea."
by Cmacoriginal October 12, 2021
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Liberal after affect

When a liberal gets the issues after doing something stupid
Liberal after affect means

Joe Biden"let's increase taxes on everyone in the USA so help support strip clubs" Conservative" No, you idiot, that's a horrible idea"
by Honky donkey22 November 24, 2021
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Ember Afton

ME DUH A.K.A william AfTOns DauGhTER!1!
OMG GUYS EMBER AFTON IS COMING!
better look cool before she comes so she wont kill us

<3
by HEHE rawr February 22, 2022
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black afterlife

Dear urban dictionary mods: sorry if this is kinda offensive, I don’t mean it that way. I have black friends. I worked really hard on this so please don’t take it down, Mwah.

Alright kids, imma tell you a story. This doesn’t really belong on the urban dictionary but at the same time I couldn’t think of a better place for it. I first heard this story at the deer lease so those faint of heart should not read on. Thank you for reading, I give you “The Black Afterlife”.

Once upon a time there were three black kids. These black kids were looking for forgiveness for their ratchet and awful sins one day and stumbled upon a preacher. The preacher said that they needed Jesus, so they went off to find him. They arrived at the pearly gates and saint peter told them to wait a second so he could ask Jesus if it was okay to let them in. Jesus said to saint peter, “I told you that all men, white, black, Mexican, Asian, and Native American were created equal. Let them in.” Saint peter went back to the gates and saw that they were gone. He went back to Jesus and told him the news. Jesus asked “Who? The black people?” And saint peter said “No, the pearly gates!”

Thank you for reading!!! Also sorry to the mods if this isn’t really a definition. I could’ve posted this on Reddit or something but I don’t think the fan base likes offensive stuff like this as much as the urban dictionary. Please don’t take it down!

Sincerely,

The Texan Pennsylvanian.
by The Texan Pennsylvanian February 27, 2022
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Lillyan Afton

A Roleplayer that becomes an afton Always judges a book by its cover,or lets say a gacha oc as its cover, or a made-up suit by its cover.Sometimes is hard to do the right decisions,instead Lillyan make wars,drama and Karma to Lillys or Lets say Jasmines and Lillys.she sometimes lies to make people helps her or lets say her friends to help and gets people to help her so she can get her Karma to Lilly,but Lilly won’t be able to make it out from Lillyan’s karma! So Let’s say Lillyan just finished Jasmines and Lillys to their finished.
Guys can we finish Lillyan Afton? She’s kinda boring. If we can change her we will change her til She won’t stop hurting Lillys and Jasmines!
by LillyNgSumLui March 27, 2022
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Day After Rape

when a girl has sex with a guy, regrets it the next morning, and calls him a rapist.

Typically cause she was caught cheating or because they were both drunk
Hey did you hear about Mike and Kenzie?
Yeah she was so into him and kept grinding on him at the party.

Yeah, they fucked but her boyfriend found out so she turned around and said he raped her.
Of course she did. Day after rape will get you every time
by The secret truth April 14, 2022
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el1z4b3th_aft0n_

a Elizabeth afton rp who uses videos to cope
hey did you hear that el1z4b3th_aft0n_ uses videos to cope?
by el1z4b3th_aft0n_ May 14, 2022
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