Turtle Head

The cone shaped end of a turd poking out the anus.

"First things first, where's your shitter? I've got a turtle head poking out."

by AgentSmith16 February 23, 2011

poopie head

Someone who is acting unfair.

Cindy and I wanted to go iceskating but Susie is being a poopie head and wont go!

by JP90 March 28, 2008

smeg head

similair to calling someone an asshole or totall gitt.
Comes from the root word "Smeg" as in cheese dick.

Rimmer, you are a totall smeg head!

by Kevin February 17, 2003

bald headed

having no hair. a female having less than 3 inches of hair.

that chick has no hangtime, she's bald headed as fuck.

by HollisterChick90 September 26, 2008

eight head

A giant forehead. Ergo, two foreheads would equal eight.

Mena Suvari has an eight head.

by Eat-Me March 13, 2003

crucial head

Slang term for a man's Glans penis, better known as the 'head' of the penis.

I tried to field the ground ball, but it hit a rock and crashed into my crucial head; I should have worn a cup.

by Joey_330ci July 25, 2010

Meat Heads

They're not the most approachable people. When you're a newbie the last thing you need is a meat head who continuously stares at you as you move from one machine to the other. It's like a scene from Prison break,when an inmate is holding his belongings and his taking that intimidating walk to his cell accompanied by Prison guards and the old heads death stare him waiting to claim him as their bitch. Meat heads intimidate you and they wait for you to do the wrong thing before they scream at you as loud as they could 'DON'T DO THAT' or 'YOUR FORM IS TERRIBLE' or

'WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING', they laugh at you and shake their heads in disbelief. Meat heads are the reason why you ditch your membership.

Meat Heads think they know it all.

by Kick Ass Gal December 8, 2017