Douche paste

What a dirty whore needs to get the crusty build up out of her mouth, and the infection out of down south.

For the stench of rotting death wafting out of her orifices the old whore needed to score some douche paste.

by sinner86 December 17, 2007

Douche Bone

When a woman gets a sex-change and becomes a "man", the penis of the new "man" is called a Douche Bone.

Her pussy is now a massive douche bone!

by semajdroflah December 28, 2007

Butt douche

A (only slightly less homophobic) derogatory word for someone who is stupid, to replace today's youth's habit of calling things that are stupid gay, which passive-aggressively implies that homosexuals are stupid.

Symbolic of how buttheads & ass hats have their heads up either their own asses or others', and they talk shit so their spit clenses the butt.

That dude at my school, he is all quietly passive-aggressive and hyper-sensitive like an old woman only without the smiling, and he spends too much time on his long hair that's always covering one eye. I tried asking him about what he was doing for our class assignment and he just swept his hair to the side and walked away. I've overheard the BS music he listens to on his iPod while the teacher's talking. He calls himself Scene, others call him Emo, but I just call him a butt douche.
Yeah, what a butt douche.

Bob, you're such a butt douche.

by whatwouldspockdo September 22, 2011

douche pocket

a cooler way to say douche bag, funnier, less offensive, something someone wrote in my health book

He was such a douche pocket, i just couldn't help but laugh.

by Kat January 1, 2004

douche cock

1. An asshole.
2. Person that pops their collar.
3. Preppy private school kids.

You're such a douche cock.

by Gabe F November 11, 2006

Douche Canoe

Bigger than a douche bag. So big infact that you need your own lake and paddle!!!

Kevin was so stupid that he was upgraded to a douche canoe.

by phenix_247 September 9, 2009

douche bag

A manipulative, selfish loser whose sole activities include insulting and injuring his/her friends. Girls, stay away from the male members of this species. Boys, prepare to be annoyed all the time. In general - these jerks are always right all the time and they always find a way to justify even (and espeially) the nastiest behavior possible.

Most bosses, male or female

by Justine May 18, 2004