When you take a shit so wet it covers your whole ass, So when it comes to wiping your better off wrapping your hand in toilet paper first
I knew once i was done crapping i was going to have shit from one cheek to the other, Looks like its {sloppy glove} time
by master_thune February 4, 2010
Get the sloppy glovemug. Barb gave me dome and when I came I saw grass clippings on my dick. She used the sloppy Dallas technique.
by Cackblaster2000 October 15, 2020
Get the sloppy dallasmug. A loud, wet, fart-like sneeze that startles the passersby and covers a wide area with snot and spit.
by Brunhilde December 2, 2016
Get the Sloppy Hoymug. 1st person: yo did have you tried a sloppy Dallas
2nd person:Yeah I got some at the party last night it was AWESOME!
2nd person:Yeah I got some at the party last night it was AWESOME!
by Kash the coochieman October 15, 2020
Get the sloppy dallasmug. An Alaskan sloppy joe is when 3 people are invoked in an orgy. The flattest girls are on the top and bottom while the fatest is in the middle.
by Boiwhathehellboi June 26, 2021
Get the Alaskan sloppy joemug. When you flash someone in a normal situation in public some type of porn on a mobile device unbeknownst to them.
You are in a bar and walk up to a stranger with some pregger porn on your mobile phone and say, "Hey, look at this".
"Dude I just freaked out my coworker in the staff meeting with a Sloppy Hogan!"
"Dude I just freaked out my coworker in the staff meeting with a Sloppy Hogan!"
by TotalLoser December 2, 2011
Get the Sloppy Hoganmug. by MellowPlace October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug.