sloppy glove

When you take a shit so wet it covers your whole ass, So when it comes to wiping your better off wrapping your hand in toilet paper first

I knew once i was done crapping i was going to have shit from one cheek to the other, Looks like its {sloppy glove} time

by master_thune February 4, 2010

sloppy dallas

When a girl gives you dome with a lip full of dip packed.

Barb gave me dome and when I came I saw grass clippings on my dick. She used the sloppy Dallas technique.

by Cackblaster2000 October 15, 2020

Sloppy Hoy

A loud, wet, fart-like sneeze that startles the passersby and covers a wide area with snot and spit.

Did you just Sloppy Hoy in here? The floor is slippery, and you woke up the baby.

by Brunhilde December 2, 2016

sloppy dallas

A blowjob while the female has a mouth full of dip

1st person: yo did have you tried a sloppy Dallas

2nd person:Yeah I got some at the party last night it was AWESOME!

by Kash the coochieman October 15, 2020

Alaskan sloppy joe

An Alaskan sloppy joe is when 3 people are invoked in an orgy. The flattest girls are on the top and bottom while the fatest is in the middle.

Ayo that girl had an Alaskan sloppy joe yesterday!!

by Boiwhathehellboi June 26, 2021

Sloppy Hogan

When you flash someone in a normal situation in public some type of porn on a mobile device unbeknownst to them.

You are in a bar and walk up to a stranger with some pregger porn on your mobile phone and say, "Hey, look at this".

"Dude I just freaked out my coworker in the staff meeting with a Sloppy Hogan!"

by TotalLoser December 2, 2011

Sloppy Dallas

S€X talk for a blow job with a mouth-full of dip. Preferably ranch dip.

"I heard that Eric received a Sloppy Dallas from another girl."

by MellowPlace October 15, 2020