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Fuck Fondler

Someone who shows up to a public lemon party dressed in a rubber panda mascot outfit. Attempting to hold the hands of EVERYONE in the room while making eye contact. Humming something written by the beach boys, slowly working their hands towards any/every orifice that is closest. Oddly smelling of six week old fish mayo.
Ain't getting the smell of a Fuck Fondler out of your carpet.
by ImMrMeeseeks November 29, 2018
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Destination Fucked

There's a sheyla drinking beer and hitting herself on the head with the empty can. She tries to be Tony Hawk and she fails hard, falling multiple times along the roof of the house. She lays there for a while, alive, but probably hurting. There's also a kid, who's giving her the finger (it's probably her disrespectful son). To the right there's a fire annnd... THERE'S A FAT PIG!
"If someone could write about this being the new definition of destination fucked on Urban Dictionary, that would be great!"
by __baka_ November 30, 2018
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show the fuck out

When individuals or group of fucks get together and rally each other to who can get the must big-long-suck-ding-dong dick energy fucked up as possible w/o tossing. Whoever doesn’t show the fuck up gets, shown the fuck out. Same level of fucked up needed for everybody to complete task of achieving such goal.
“Homes, you bes show the fuck out tonight”
“Are you even showing the fuck out right now chad? U puss”
“Ur mom taught me how ta show the fuck out last night..”
by Snutsbigtilties November 30, 2018
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FUCKING BIG NONCE

Some one who likes to touch kids and is big
by D4n13lx1thenonceslayer December 1, 2018
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fuck

what i scream when i hit my toe on a table
"i screamed fuck when i hit my toe"
by hiya daddy December 3, 2018
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fuck me

when you want someone to fuck you um you can either use daddy or mommy doesnt matter genders are available so if youre kinky as fuck um ask your partner this or something idk
please, fuck me mommy/daddy means you want to have sex
by sexexpertmommy December 3, 2018
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Toss fuck

Oh look at this toss fuck pulling out and then hitting his breaks
by Tossfuck December 5, 2018
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