dirty mckay

Lazy basterds who think the have life skills when all they can do is wash dishes.

You are a dirty mckay

by ChronicSonic May 23, 2023

Dirty Mick

The act of having one's drinks swapped without your knowledge to something much stronger, taking you by surprise. This results in being bent over and simultaneously vomiting and shitting yourself, having it drip down your leg while your drunk best friend offers to use it as lube for anal sex

"What the fuck did you do to my drink?"
"Dirty mick mate, enjoy!"

by Blahnotaloserblah January 09, 2022

Dirty entry

It’s that unexpected, and unwanted, entry by another.

That damn Matt and his dirty entry, slid his little fucking pecker into my wife’s ass while we were banging nasties.

by MN Nut Guy March 19, 2023

dirty swim team

the dirty swim team is a sex act mostly performed by men, it involves the man defecating into swim goggles and then forcing the woman to wear them for 3-4 days the after the 4 days when her eye is completely diseased,the man fucks her eye until it falls out which the woman must then consume covered in the mans cum

Todd: Hey john what happened last night with Karen?
John: I started a dirty swim team on her a few days ago and finished it last night.

by bennyboy6999 May 23, 2015

dirty yacob

A dirty Yacob is when you fuck 4 people at time that is hot.

You love to fuck 4 hot girls and fuck them all at 1 time which is called a dirty yacob

by Endfucker 223 September 18, 2021

dirty jamu

a dirty jamu is where your ear itches so you tell a tall scottish man to shove his dick in it and cum in it then when he pulls out you eat the mixture of semen and ear wax

my dad gave me a dirty jamu last night

by harry peckerwood March 15, 2021

Dirty Cavity

Getting fucked from behind while bending over the bathroom sink brushing your teeth.

Sorry we were late, I was was giving Nikki the dirty cavity before you picked us up

by Kbuck635 January 18, 2024