machine gun dick

Yo, that machine gun dick is like 20 inches!
by Ya boi penis fingers March 20, 2018
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machine gun dick

Yo, that machine gun dick you got there is like 20 inches, fam
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Dick bagel

A sexual device used by a gentleman endowed with an absolute unit as to prevent the actual destruction of his partner's innards, gizzards, etc. when plumbing the depths of their trenches. Not to be confused with a dick donut, the dick bagel is preferred due to its robust structure and stout crumb.
Prior to entering her yearning channel, he donned his dick bagel.
by WeirdBarbie May 15, 2024
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Roller dicking

When you are in a professional online slalom competition and instead of cones they use dildos.
Are you nervous for the roller dicking grand prix? Nah man I was up all night practicing
by ConstellationKnight March 25, 2021
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Dick Whistle

The Female equivalent to the term "Pussy Whipped", the term was invented due to an excess of women pursuing the same man, all of which would follow his every command. Credits to Gregory, for discovering the phenomena.
"Greg why do your exes still text you so much?"
"I don't know man I guess they are just Dick Whistled"
by LeoTheLionBme January 15, 2025
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dick whistle

when a man goes to ejaculate, but shoots a blank, accompanied by a strange whistle that comes from the pee hole of his penis.
a dick whistle is the weirdest thing i have ever heard, i didnt think they were real until i let out a dick whistle after banging for the 6th time in one day!!
by binjamin binnington III esq. February 27, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I need a "the little dick energy" for "the chef" resonance (vibes to vibration to vibrato).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025
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