Keep your dick out of your mailbox

Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss

Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"

by jimmyjiggler July 11, 2024

prominent dick syndrome

Also known as PDS. Prominent dick syndrome is a condition in which an individual as a rather prominent dick.

Doctor: I have good and bad news. You have cancer. Also prominent dick syndrome.
Patient: Worth it.

by thebusiness April 16, 2014

DIRTY DICK DOBRONX

The greatest lightweight to ever grace the planet and is also known to pull the baddest bitches on the planet

Y’all shoulda seen the way DIRTY DICK DOBRONX laid the law down last night

by xNIGHTMAREZZx October 30, 2023

Brantz's Dick

Brantz's Cock: Usually around 11 inches, but sometimes is found in the 2 foot region. When someone sees him they say: "ITS THE 2 FOOTER!", Or more commonly: "Rail me".

You: It's a Brantz's Dick
Me: I can see the bulge. He could rail me any day. He's thicky nicky and has the best moan.

by NotBen11113 April 7, 2021

cunt dick

Smelly person with hairy legs who loves penis in their ears and nose

“Max is a cunt dick”

by smelly Punani January 25, 2019

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Destroy dick December

After you win NNN, you must nut the same amount of times as the day e.g. for the first day, you nut once, on the second day, you nut twice, on the thirty first you nut 31 times. Anything goes during DDD weather you have sex or you nut to femboys, everything goes. Good luck soldiers

James: Yo bro, NNN just ended, you survive?
Davis: I did, but now the real challenge starts, destroy dick December…

by Tweaking the fuck out rn November 13, 2024