Dick Wad

when someone cuts off pieces of multiple dicks and ties a rubber band on a “wad” of dick pieces

“Hey dude, I found a dick wad laying in my mom’s bedside drawer. They were still twitching and it freaked me the fuck out”

by emo mf April 9, 2022

Dick Cheese

When you melt cheese and dump it inside your penis then ejaculate in a girls mouth and breasts you then wipe some on your dick and smack her in the face with your dick.
Bonus points if there is a splat and the dick cheese goes everywhere.

Person 1: Bro
Person 2: what?
Person 1: want some Dick Cheese?
Person 2 hell yeah

by Kakashi_Hatake7 December 22, 2020

Wizard dick

In reference to a pointed log in a water way that rises and lowers above and below the surface of the water in an unpredictable manner.

Look out for the Wizard Dick two bends upstream.
That Wizard Dick was sticking up in the morning and just below the surface in the afternoon.
I didn’t even see that Wizard Dick until I was pulling it out of my impeller.

by Creeky Joints July 28, 2024

Well Stick My Dick in a Pickle Jar and Call it Kevin

A saying that signifies absolute disbelief

Well Stick My dick in a Pickle Jar and call it Kevin, that's crazy.

by Ellienymt December 7, 2022

dick-nipple

when someone gets a growth or a cyst on the end of their penis...

Boy one: Yo dude hows that dick-nipple

Boy two: yo that dick-nipple has gotten worse...

by yeaaa merrrrr February 10, 2017

Pencil dick

Derogatory term used to insult a male's organ. Essentially saying they have no width.

Hey, where you going, Pencil Dick?
(Laughs) Home
No way, we walk Amy home first.

by CripCuz November 27, 2024

how double dicking dare you

when someone screws you over two times in the same way

'you slept with my wife again?? how double dicking dare you!!'

by scrambly_egg April 14, 2025