That one guy you know that will whip out his dick for absolutely no reason and act like nothing happened
by Sellout President September 5, 2023
Get the Dick Flingermug. 
by Berily Soup August 2, 2021
Get the Porch dickmug. by Mr69allthetimeschsv6stang April 20, 2017
Get the duche dickmug. A floppy dick is an unfortunate symptom that may be acquired when a guy goes without masturbating a very long time. As you go about your day while the penis is in its flaccid state you will feel it pulsating and throbbing, flopping up and down, back and forth, flopping from side to side, flopping against your left thigh and then against your right thigh. And it may still be flopping up and down around everyone you meet and then the mind will start playing games with you telling you that you want to fuck everyone and anyone you meet. Your mind will say things like "see that guy over there? You want to fuck him don't you?" And you'll say, "no I don't!" and the mind will say "then why is your dick flopping up and down?".
by Bill Beef March 2, 2024
Get the floppy dickmug. Dick that doesn’t make a girl cum; dick not worth any drama, not worth chasing; Guy(s) who think they are amazing in bed but you’re thinking of what to get at the grocery store instead.
How was your date the other night?
“He ended up being a dull dick. Even though he came 40 times in 20 hours, he didn’t get me off - not even once.”
“He ended up being a dull dick. Even though he came 40 times in 20 hours, he didn’t get me off - not even once.”
by Hard2getoff August 13, 2019
Get the Dull Dickmug. A person who acts like a tool or snob. Some could say that they also look like they have a dick for a nose
by Bobby The First January 5, 2023
Get the Dick Nosemug.