shut up earthquake

When an earthquake won’t stop rumbling and driving you crazy. Or when you are scared you might end up dead

“Hey, can I come to the bathroom with you?”

“shut up earthquake.”

by anonymous June 30, 2025

Black-up

An emergency friend of color when yours is M.I.A.

Guy 1: ”AJ is out of town with his wife, I really need a buddy to go to this club in the hood.”

Guy 2: "Scary ass, if you really need it, I got you bro, I'll be your black-up."

by WarWaterUGood4 July 3, 2025

Set up account

Amongst stans, a "Set up account" is a fake account on the internet that pretends to like an artist they actually hate and says awful things, so the awful things are automatically associated with the artist they dislike

She's being too irrational, it's probably a set up account

by anonymous July 4, 2025

Up it

Pull out a gun.

I might have to up it on em if they keep playin.

by HermesRS July 5, 2025

If I can make him give up than so can God

Is what you tell youselves. And that is why you are doing what you are doing. And making me change what I am doing is what constitutes giving up.

A retard "If I can make him give up than so can God!"

Hym "You don't get to be a part of my conflict with God and I'm not going to let you use this to stop me from getting what I want out of this. Stop doing it before your kids get hurt or do it until your kids get hurt but their is no in between."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

Gerbiling It Up

Masturbating your penis

Do you want a video of me Gerbiling it up with sound?

by Prattasaurus Rex July 9, 2025

wadded up five

Represents a poor gesture, like giving someone a crumpled five-dollar bill for their hard work. Typically used to say that you wouldn't be that grateful for something.

If you mowed my lawn for me, I'd give you... a wadded up five? I'll probably just do it myself.

by obeliskian July 10, 2025