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by dputzo November 27, 2025

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ashy dick

Ashy Dick (noun)

Meaning: A bottom-tier, good-for-nothing, chronically dusty man. The type who got no goals, no hustle, no hygiene, no respect, and still walk around like somebody should take him serious. A man whose whole existence feels unfinished, unmoisturized, and unnecessary

“Bro is the ultimate ashy dick—a full-time disappointment with part-time effort.”

“He talk big but move like an ashy dick—dry energy, broke mindset, zero value.”

“Ain’t nobody worried about him. He’s an ashy dick with opinions, that’s it.”

by boimans November 30, 2025

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Big floppy donkey dick

The word/quote that was mentioned in the 1999 movie "South park: Bigger longer and uncut"

It also refers to an idiot who is horny for horse dicks

Now I'd like you to say Big floppy donkey dick

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 1, 2025

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Bag of dicks

I had this guy Kyle over from Tinder that didn’t even take me on a date, claimed he had a stuck ring on his finger and needed to loop it up… I’ve done went to nursing school removed it with dental floss told him not to trip on the floss, but then he fell asleep on me. Oh yeah, he also told me this fable about him, sticking his head into a bag of dicks and got a bunch of bruises on his face from them.
Moral of the story don’t stick your head into a bag of dicks and open your mouth. It’s dangerous.

I found this guy Kyle on Tinder. He didn’t take me on a date, came over with his long fingers and a stuck ring on his index finger… I lubed it up and use dental floss.

He thenfell asleep after doing a really weird Christopher Walken voice telling me about being beaten up by a bag of dicks!!

*Safety first…don’t stick your head in a bag of dicks*

by C$milf December 1, 2025

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