grandpa cant get it up

grandpas dick can not get hard any more and grandma is getting pissed off so grandpa takes Viagra to get it hard tell your significant other this if they have erectile dysfunction

(grandma from other room) grandpa cant get it up can you now

by WalmartIsNOToverrated December 24, 2022

Fuck up

When at your birthday party you make out with your two friends at the same time and when other people arrive it’s incredibly awkward.

Person A: Dude, yesterday I made out with them as a joke because we’re gal pals and now I can’t look them in the eye.
Person B: Dude, what a fuck up

by imsorrymom May 26, 2019

4 fingers up

4 fingers up shows u are madly in love with laila no questions asked! And your willing to pay her £10

Wow its laila 4 fingers up guys for the queen

by blackbarbie234 April 9, 2022

4 fingers up

put 4 fingers up if you love katie <3

omg look they’re putting 4 fingers up must love katie

by daves.wifey April 17, 2022

Up Syndrome

When someone tends to hover above chimneys

Dolly has up syndrome, look at her hovering

by Dick Massive June 30, 2021

Backed up

Backed up is when u haven't had pussy in so long

Bro I'm backed up, I haven't had pussy in months

by Varrrr August 20, 2023

At least polkadot it up man

When your friend is pissed that T.I. Will not be in Antman 3: Quantumania. You simply respond “Hey! At least polkadot it up man!”
This phrase is meticulously designed to immediately install happiness in the child’s brain

Example:
“GOD SAKE T.I. ISN’T IN ANTMAN 3: QUANTUMANIA!”
“Hey man, At least polkadot it up man!”
“Okay bro I’m so sorry, I love you!”
Kiss

by Sir Jaiden the Maiden March 1, 2021