Dirty yaszel

When you slobber on a girls titties while pouring taco sauce down her vagina as she screams “dios míos”

“I just gave that bitch a dirty Yaszel”

by Octobro915 May 23, 2025

Dirty Yogesh

When you accidentally stumble into a funeral (typically one of a minority but any funeral works) and proceed to ask this. “I apologize for the random question but this is urgent: can anybody inform me on how to marginally increase my micropenis (approximately 2.4 inches in length) to roughly 7 inches? After I do so, I would like to compare penile length with that sexy person in the coffin.”

Yo did you pull a dirty yogesh at randy’s funeral?

by yogibear1223 May 23, 2025

Riding Dirty

Driving a car with the seat laid back, the male positions his cock, and the girl into the riding position. Both facing forward, she controls the steering wheel, while you control the acceleration and breaking with your feet. Since you have limited visibility, she will determine the drive speed based on how hard she rides you. The faster she rides the more you accelerate, the slower she rides the slower you go.

Jack: Gosh, I sure am hungry.
Liam: let’s go get food

Jack thinking “gosh I haven’t been riding dirty in forever, sure hope that happens”
*hops in car and Liam rides Jack dirty*
Jack and Liam: oh yeah!

by Smily pickle May 23, 2025

Dirty Birthe

When a man shits in a woman’s mouth and then the man sticks his dick in her belly button and Cums in it then sucks out the cum and spits it in her mouth

We did the dirty Birthe yesterday

by GiveMeABjWoman May 24, 2025

Dirty cinta

Dirty cinta is when you put a straw in your man’s ass and suck the shit he talks out so you don’t have to hear it anymore.… all while he makes you dinner and calls you mummy

Bro you should have seen it… she come home and put me in my place with a dirty cinta..note to self. don’t fuck her off again.

by Tropicalsprite May 24, 2025

Dirty bubble

When a vagina produces thick wet fluid, enough that you can blow bubbles between your fingers.

Crystal got so sopping wet that when Tommy got done fingering her he pulled out his hand and was able to blow dirty bubbles.

by Stole Keele May 25, 2025

Dirty Double Sanders

This is an intimate act involving 2 or more people.

One or more people needs to dress up as Bernie Sanders.

KFC food needs to be consumed.

Amongst the Bernie impressions and chicken grease, love is made and shared between those present.

Think of it as an orgy with secret herbs and spices!

"Hey man how was your weekend?"

"I'll tell ya man, I hooked up with that new freaky girl! Instead of going out to eat she requested that we do a Dirty Double Sanders at her place"

"My man!"

by Dirty Dandee May 25, 2025