Dick Fish

Something you have the urge to scream when your family says they're making fish sticks for dinner

Mom: We're having fish sticks for dinner!
Son: DICK FISH-

by Toast_Unknown April 14, 2024

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National Send Your GF a Dick Pic Day

April 15th is National Send Your GF a Dick Pic Day, so celebrate by sending that special girl a pic of your dick!

Ayo Did you know that April 15th is National Send Your GF a Dick Pic Day?? I just sent mine!

by gojolover239 April 15, 2024

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Dick of all trades

A person who is incompetent in many different types of work.

He is utterly incompetent at everything he does, truly a dick of all trades.

by dandadanman April 16, 2024

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dick of all trades

Someone incompetent in all manner of work.

He is incompetent in everything he does, truly a dick of all trades.

by dandadanman April 16, 2024

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Singing Dick

Person 1: It’s a singing dick!!!

Person 2: Dicks can’t sing, you ass croissant.

Person 1: Yes they can! Look!

Person 2: Holy shit????

OH MY GODS A SINGING DICK

by Thepenisbehindtheslaughter April 16, 2024

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A walking green flag of a male specimen. Not only does his dick print show in all types of pants, but he radiates a confidence that commands attention in a humble, yet graceful fashion. He likely slays pussy, but does not kiss and tell. Positive and funny, but powerful and serious. Likely successful in what they are passionate in with a good sense of style. This is a true alpha male in a non-toxic way.

*Mark holds the door open for Lola and Denise and smiles*

Lola: Ugh! Mark has such big dick energy and I want to have his baby!

Denise: Yasss queen! It’s the quiet ones that lay the best pipe. It will change your life.

by Ah-Ha B.C. April 16, 2024

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