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Like chicken and long walks on the beach with his water melon and believes in dropping the soap for buba
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by sux4cigs August 01, 2017
When your buddy swaps your luggage for one filled with ripped cum stained towels, but actually turns out to be your dad.
That fucking guy Andrew, I made it all the way home from the airport and he bollywood dicked me. My luggage is full of rocks and cum soaked rags.
by Andahalu Akbar September 27, 2021
when a man is having sex, and misses that girl's asshole, stabbing her buttcheek with his penis and fractures it, and screams
"Mark and Jamie were doing some hardcore sex scene in a porn movie, but Mark totally was dick jinxed and really fucked up"
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by Johnny Ham November 09, 2014